Huge Titties | Big Tits

Jackumentary: Kelly Christiansen

“Probably one of the most-asked questions I’ve had is ‘Do you actually look like you do in the magazines and videos?,’ and I say, ‘Yes, I think so.’ Of course, I don’t go around dressed in the clothes I wear at SCORE to the grocery store!

“I’ve done a lot of things. I used to work for a newspaper. I was a telemarketer. I’ve done a lot of sales. Sales rep. I do wedding planning. More of the booking.
Honestly, I had no idea what to expect at SCORE. I’ve seen the magazine, so I had a feeling about how I would be posing, but I had no idea about anything else.

“My husband said, ‘Hey, look, they have this BeASCOREModel website,’ so we watched the little introductory video and he said, ‘You should do this.’
It’s been better than my expectations. My friends always say I’m very down-to-Earth and more like the girl-next-door.”

That’s the great Kelly Christiansen (SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored, Big Tit A-List 2 and seven other DVDs plus ten magazines). 2011 SCORE Model of the Year winner Kelly is back in “civilian” life after a popular run at SCORE over several years.

This Jackumentary is a salute (a one-armed salute, naturally) to this stacked brickhouse blonde-next-door who was encouraged to pose by a very liberal husband and a SCORE reader.

“I do like to watch myself have sex, and every time I see myself, I can’t believe it’s really me. We’re not swingers. He likes watching me with other guys and he likes the idea that his wife is a star.”

Kelly Christiansen: future busty legend.

See More of Kelly Christiansen at SCORELAND.COM!

Upstairs Downstairs & What A Staircase!

Our dear Valory Irene says in her sexy Ukrainian-accented English that she knows you want to see her naked. That said, Valory wants to put on a lingerie party for you first. “I want to tease first.” Valory has a good point. Some anticipation and some build-up makes everything better and that includes what girls can do for men who are hot for them.

Valory is wearing a brown polka-dot bra and panties combo when she gets off the bed to examine the choices she has to wear for you. She takes off the bra and offers her bare boobs for you to savor, then picks out a flowered, semi-sheer brassiere. She hooks it from the front and then spins the bra around her waist, lifting it to insert her tits into the cups and securing the straps around her shoulders. Looking into the full-length mirror, Valory approves her choice.

“And now, I take off my pants.”

Valory does that slowly and gracefully with a wiggle and a jiggle. “Do you like my ass?” asks Valory, turning her butt to the camera. What a question! Her perfect ass is pale from sunning in her bikini bottoms. She takes the matching flowered panties and slips into them. There could be no better bra and panty model than Valory.

Picking up a blue net dress, Valory says that this is what she would wear when she wants to be naughty. And that time is now. Valory slips it on, uses the bedpost as a posing pole and then climbs into bed on her hands and knees.

Valory is far from finished with her sexy-wear private modeling. She has much more to show you, more delights to drive you crazy. And that’s why Miss Irene was voted 2012 SCORE Model of the Year.

See More of Valory Irene at SCORELAND.COM!

Big-boobed belly dancer

When we asked exotic, sexy Ariana about her first job, she said, “Working the front counter and cash register at a Jack-In-The-Box in Los Angeles when I was 16.”

Please, no jokes about jacking in the box. I already made them. I think I made them the last time she appeared at SCORELAND2. Hey, I’m limited.

Born in Afghanistan, beautiful Ariana was 20 years old when these photos and the video were shot. She had gone from front counter at a fast food restaurant to house dancer at a club in Los Angeles when she was spotted by SCORE reader K.S., who also discovered Carrie Lynn. Talk about a reader who gave as well as he took!

Ariana was the first SCORE Girl from Afghanistan and she’s still the only one. She sailed on the 2000 Boob Cruise and finished third for 2000 Newcomer of the Year. Then she shot a few more photo sets and scenes for us, and that was that. She could’ve become a porn star but chose not to.

To this day, people still ask about Ariana, and although we’re disappointed that we didn’t get more of her, that’s what happens when you photograph real girls next door instead of professional models. For Ariana, modeling for SCORE was a fun fling, and we’re glad we got to know her.

See More of Ariana at SCORELAND2.COM!

Ultra Girl

Meet Brook Ultra, a sexy, slim-and-stacked beautiful brunette built to impress. This is Brook’s first time at SCORELAND and she’s only just begun to show her moves. Brook chats about her interests and activities. Did she just say that she’s more comfortable naked? And what about that spread bar and restraints Brook just mentioned? And being hog-tied? She’ll explain those hobbies also. She likes being restrained and dominated.

After Brook’s introduction, she removes her tight clothing and gets up-close and comfy pleasuring her naked bod while she talks about what turns her on and makes her purr, as well as her sex fantasies. Brook’s voice is sexy and seductive. Her pussy is smooth and pink.

“I masturbate about four or five times a week with an awesome G-Spot vibrator,” Brook says. When she’s with a guy…”I’m assertive when it comes to telling him what I need to get off but I am submissive.”

See More of Brook Ultra at SCORELAND.COM!

Miss Emma’s Bra Show

You got your Whitney Stevens types who will fuck anybody with a functional cock and you got your Miss Emma types who will play peek-a-boob. Diversity is so beautiful, is it not?

Emma was a young, British coed from Middlesex, but there was nothing about her sex appeal that was stuck in the middle when our studio shot her in England in 2008.

“What I love about modeling is being able to travel and meet people,” she said. “You meet so many different people and get to travel to so many interesting locations.” What we love about modeling is being able to see a girl’s big boobs, and if the stars are aligned properly, their spread pussies and buttholes. So we understand what she means.

In this video, Miss Emma stuffs her tits into her fancy brassieres and admires the results. Emma gets most of her attention for her boobs, but she says she also wanted to be known for another body part. “I think I have a rather nice behind also. At least that’s what I’m told.”

“My boobs get me a lot of attention,” Emma said. “I don’t wear a bra most of the time, but I will if I want a pointy look.”

Emma studied Human Resource Management in college and was called the student body on her campus in Northampton. Emma also appeared in SCOREtv Episode 7 (at SCORELAND). I think Emma is still modeling today across the big pond.

See More of Miss Emma at SCORELAND2.COM!

Boobs Ahoy! Part 2

In the opener of Part 2 of Boobs Ahoy! the saga of the fifth and final Boob Cruise in 2000, the Windjammer Legacy anchors off St. Croix. It’s May 1 and Casey James is this segment’s hostess. In the first group on the 7AM tender to a small, uninhabited island a few miles off St. Croix are Lorna Morgan, Jessica Turner, Windy Leigh and those Cruise-mate photographers eager to start taking pictures.

The passenger shoot was one of the most popular events of the Boob Cruise. Many of the veteran passengers have huge photo albums of previous photo shoots, from solo to girl-girl to multi-girl shoots. How many guys can say they directed a SCORE model on a tropical island? We’ve seen many of their books, some even bring them to the Cruise, and the staff was always impressed by how good their work looks.

This St. Croix passenger shoot is only the beginning as this chapter of Boobs Ahoy! continues with Lorna Morgan taking over as hostess, more top SCORE stars posing on the beach and putting on night shows on deck, personal reminiscences and non-stop booze cruise partying that made the Cruises the big boob event of the year for a decade, a phenomenon of its time.

See More of Lorna Morgan at SCORELAND.COM!

Whitney Stevens is a toilet tramp

This is actually the second time we had Whitney Stevens play the part of a hooker. Why did we do this? Why did we insist on dressing up a sweet, not-so-innocent girl as a hooker not once but twice? Because it’s hot and sleazy. Because most guys, at heart, love hookers. There is a lot of truth to the movie Pretty Woman. In fact, the part of Pretty Woman that’s the least true is that Julia Roberts is a pretty woman. But the idea of a guy falling in love with a hooker? No doubt.

Now, I happen to know that the guy who Whitney fucks in this scene is not the kind of guy who’d fall in love with a hooker. He’s not the type of guy who would fall in love with any girl. He’s the type of guy who likes to fuck girls. He likes tits and pussy, not personality. I once saw him proposition Karina Hart in a way that would incite most girls to slap his face. Karina didn’t do that. She just ignored him.

Anyway, Whitney, who had fucked 100 guys on-film by the time she was 19, is a street hooker in this scene. She’s dressed to fuck. A guy pulls over in his van. She takes him to a public bathroom to fuck. He gets his money’s worth.

And that’s another thing about hookers. Most girls will just spend your money, and what do you get in return? Squat. But hookers will take your money and squat on your cock. Deal.

See More of Whitney Stevens at SCORELAND2.COM!

Sally Secretary

Sally D’Angelo (Sally Secretary in this SCORE Studio photo spread) proves the saying that it’s never too late for a woman to discard her clothing and model naked. She’s a mom and a grandmom. Sally also likes to have crazy-wild sex with men and women and be photographed at it. We say go for it, Sally.

Sally’s married. “We both like being nude,” Sally told editor Dave. “We’re swingers. Love that. We go with it. We go with the flow, whatever feels good. We have our fantasies and we try to live them. We’re open about things. We go out and have sex wherever… in a shopping center or mall parking lot… wherever. We take little trips to the corn fields and pull over to the side of the road. We’re just all over the place with sex. We just have a great sex life, and we have a lot of fun no matter what we’re doing. Fun, hot sex and communication. That’s what makes it work so well.”

As mentioned before, Sally likes to dress in extremely tight, tiny outfits and skyscraper heels. All of the time. She stepped out of her car and walked through the SCORE office like she was walking on a strip club runway. “I like to wear short, tight things,” Sally said in the understatement of the decade. “I don’t like wearing any kind of underwear or panties. They get in the way of my pussy lips. How am I supposed to flash anyone if I have a pair of panties on!” Ponder the answer to that question while you check out Sally’s photos and matching video.

See More of Sally D’Angelo at SCORELAND.COM!

Huge Tits & Tiny Bikinis

Most excellent new discovery Ann Calis goes for round two at SCORELAND with a teeny bikini modeling session. If Ann ever wore any of these bikinis at the beach or at a public pool, she’d need a small army of lifeguards to protect her.

Ann loves to swim and considers herself an expert swimmer. She’s our kind of super-voluptuous beach bunny. After her bikini show, it’s spank ’em time for Ann, her big boobs quivering. She offers herself up for inspection, seeking your attention and hoping you enjoy her supple curves and sensational ass.

Besides swimming, Ann practices Yoga and plays volleyball. We have to see her jump shot one day. “I started to develop when I was twelve and I had the biggest breasts of all my friends,” Ann said. “I like when guys notice me and pay attention, not just to my chest but to all of me.” Easy enough when there’s eye-candy like Ann. We hope she continues to model for a long time to come. She is really one sexy babe.

See More of Ann Calis at SCORELAND.COM!

Mom screwed by son’s college roommate

Vicky Vette started her life in porn at 38, and this was one of her first scenes.

This video tapped into Vicky’s “mature lady with big tits” status. She’s a mom visiting her son at college, and she fucks his roommate. She’s on him like Mrs. Robinson on Benjamin in the film The Graduate. In other words, we boiled down the story and just showed what people really wanted to see, the mom getting fucked in the ass by this horny kid.

Vicky had a stacked, tight body and she’s kept it that way, 11 years after this video was shot. Vicky never seems to age and in 2015, she’ll be 50. She was born in Norway, moved to Montreal and has lived in the States for years.

Vicky says hot anal sex makes her orgasm. The guy who played the roommate rails Vicky’s butt and she screams with every thrust, but we can see that Vicky’s really the one in control. Vicky jerks his cock (instead of the usual guy jerking it off himself), and he blasts Vicky’s face with nut-juice. After getting his brains banged out by Vicky, this gentleman never did another porn scene. I guess after this, there was no one else to fuck the way Vicky did.

Vicky is still going strong and keeps a high profile on the porn scene. She’s also appeared in Leg Sex magazine and, of course, 40something magazine. I’ll bet she’ll be at it for another 10 years.

See More of Vicky Vette at SCORELAND2.COM!

Tits that are meant to be seen

Vixen LaMoore is one of those girls you have to love, and if you’re wondering why, head over to SCORELAND or try to find a copy of the April 2007 issue of SCORE (unfortunately, it’s sold out at eBoobStore.com). This is a girl who loves everything about having big tits, including showing them off in super-tight, low-cut tops that are probably illegal in 32 of 50 states. And that’s what she did in our “On The Town” feature in that April 2007 issue: she showed them off.

The idea was that we asked girls to take pictures of themselves in public and around their homes so readers and members could get an idea of what she’s like away from the studio. No girl has embraced this challenge like Vixen, and her photos in and around Las Vegas and especially at the Hoover Dam are classics.

“I think I gave new meaning to the term ‘national historical monument’ when I was at Hoover Dam,” said this FFF-cupper and former stripper (she was discovered by a SCORE reader and club owner). “People were paying more attention to the way I was built than to the way the dam was built.”

Hot dam!

“Some people like cars, some like computers and tech stuff and others like sports,” Vixen said. “I love showing off my big tits in public. All my clothes have got to be tight, tight, tight, the tops must be low-cut and my skirts have to be cut all the way up to my pussy. I like to promote that really big boobs are beautiful, and they should be out there where people can see ’em.”

I’m proud to say that Vixen shot only for SCORE and SCORELAND. She said modeling for us was a dream come true, but I have to say, the pleasure was all ours. Vixen is retired from dancing and modeling and living the civilian life, but we’ll always cherish our time with this ultra-Vixen.

See More of Vixen LaMoore at SCORELAND2.COM!

MILF of The Month

MILF of the Month Elektra was a 43-year-old with big DD boobs and a super-thick bush when she made this video. “I’ve been growing it for months,” Elektra said before this one-on-one fuck party was made. “It’s kinda hard to keep inside my panties. It feels really good. I don’t wear panties most of the time. I don’t wear a bra most of the time. I like to wear short-shorts, tank-tops and high heels so that’s why I moved to Florida.”

Women can get laid anytime they want, anywhere, but there’s no guarantee of satisfaction or fantasies fulfilled. Elektra wanted sex that was nasty, hard and showy and for someone like that, porn might be the thing to try at least once. So that’s what Elektra does. She gets all that and her butt crammed too. “I don’t masturbate. I’d rather have a person to have sex with. When I want sex, I don’t wait for it.”

Elektra talks about her background before she takes a big cock in every hole and a load of spunk all over her bushy box. It looks like she was satisfied by her visit.

See More of Elektra at SCORELAND.COM!

An early Crystal Gunns video

This is Crystal Gunns’ second video at SCORELAND. She was new at making videos, which is very different from posing for pictorials. Some girls are intimidated by the video camera. Sharday and several other SCORE models were. At first, Crystal was a little leery herself. This video was shot in 2002. Today, most girls have a smartphone virtually glued to their palms and video is not the big deal it used to be for girls. Crystal became very comfortable at video very quickly. She also got very comfortable playing with dildos and vibrators in videos. After a while, it was like a golfer with her putters and drivers, a tennis player with her rackets. Crystal’s friend Cindy Cupps became very adept with toys also. And that was great because, as I’ve said, I like to see girls masturbating with toys more than with their fingers.

In this video, Crystal enters wearing a tight skirt and a blue sweater. After getting naked, she creams her big tits then fucks her cleavage with a ridiculously giant dildo shaped like a dick with balls while she fingers her pussy. There was no way Crystal was going to stick that monstrosity inside her (Naughty Alysha and Mandi Michelle Melons would do it in a second), so she toys herself with a more reasonable dildo (all the vibrators and dildos at SCORE are supplied by our friends at Doc Johnson). The camera is very close-up. The guy who shot this liked to get within a few inches of the models’ wet pussies and erect nipples, which earned him my respect. Now he’s an artist in Paris, a transition that makes perfect sense to me.

“A lot of people told me, ‘Don’t overshoot yourself and don’t shoot with a lot of people,'” Crystal said in one of her video interviews with Dave and me. “I guess I listened to what they said because I only shoot with SCORE now. You can still see my pictures in other magazines, but those pictures are from 2002. What happened was, I had liked the way SCORE treated me. I liked the studio. The pay was good, of course. And I had a bad experience with another photographer, and I didn’t want to go through it again. There was nobody else I could trust, so I just stayed with SCORE. I’m not putting down any other photographers. I just wanted to be comfortable.”

See More of Crystal Gunns at SCORELAND2.COM!