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This is not the way we’re used to seeing Kelly Kay. In her personal life, she’s the girl-next-door and one of the last you’d expect to see modeling her beautiful tits, pussy and ass in a men’s magazine, certainly the last you’d expect to see in a leather fetish outfit, as she’s dressed in today’s video. Kelly is shy, not in-your-face at all. Never has been, never will be.

One time, we asked Kelly what it was like to be the bustiest girl in school.

“Everyone else had As or Bs, but the other kids liked to have a good stare,” Kelly recalled, and she wasn’t talking about their grades. “I was one of the only girls walking around the school with D-cups. It definitely made me stand out, although I tried to wear baggy shirts to hide my breasts.”

Didn’t work. Never works. Nonetheless, Kelly’s big tits didn’t prevent her from playing netball, running and soccer.

“I would have to wear two or three sports bras to keep them hemmed in,” she said.

Kelly told us she has never used her tits to get out of a speeding ticket. There’s a reason for that.

“I don’t drive,” she said.

Kelly was only 19 years old when she came into our lives. A few years earlier, she never thought that she’d be flaunting her big tits in front of a camera. Her mother probably never thought the same thing, either, but before long, both of them were showing off for our readers and members.

“Being a men’s magazine model is fun and exciting and different because it’s something I never thought I would do,” Kelly said.

Of course, everyone has a different idea of never. Like I said, Kelly was only 19 when she started modeling for us. The age of consent in the UK is 16, and she’d have had to have been 18 to pose for SCORE, Voluptuous and SCORELAND. So never wasn’t a long time.

I’m glad for that.

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It’s no mistake that Lexxi rhymes with sexy

After doing a hot girl-girl toy bonk, Lexxi Tyler and Kianna Dior were guests on the SCOREtv show episode 7. Lexxi is one of those ultimate human Barbie-dolls in the same vein as Danielle Derek, Lana Lotts, Alexia Moore and more recently, Lolly Ink (December ’13 SCORE).

Blonde, very pretty, very slim with a small, tight ass and a 40-inch bustline. For every guy who states that he only is turned on by naturally-stacked, girl-next-door amateurs, there are guys who say that girls built with the blonde bimbo look like Lexxi get them very horny even if they don’t make porn videos with the cock, like Lexxi who stuck to girl-girl.

Lexxi loves spending time in strip clubs and getting lap dances from strippers. She started out as a stripper herself. Lexxi hangs out with girls just like her. “We’re all hot and bisexual and love to find guys and girls to play with,” Lexxi said to SCORE‘s photographer.

“Women are so much sexier and just know how to caress another woman better than most guys. Men are so much more dominating and rough. I go for big-boobed blondes like me. Like the Barbie doll-looking blonde. I go to a lot of parties and events in the adult business and girls hit on me all the time.”

Masturbation and girl-girl scenes are her thing. She credited Rebecca Love with giving her her first orgasm. Lexxi is one of those girls who says she more or less lives in those clear Lucite stripper heels. That endeared her to me even more.

My favorite SCORE pictorial of Lexxi appeared in the October 2010 issue. She’s wearing a tube top, a denim mini-skirt and her mandatory fuck-me heels and she was photographed in the back seat of the SCORE van, flashing, spreading and toying her snatch-hole as the driver cruised around. This added touch of being outdoors driving around put this set over the top for me.

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Laundry Day

In big-boob circles, the early- and mid- 1990s will always be known for the influx of mega-stacked strippers and 1999 and 2003 will always be known for the invasion, primarily from the United Kingdom, of super-stacked naturals. But I don’t think the years 2002 and 2003 get the credit they deserve for the invasion of naturally stacked babes from the Czech Republic who would do just about anything on-camera.

I’m referring, of course, to Iva, Veronika and the girl in today’s posting, Marketa. Completely uninhibited (especially Iva, who did DP scenes while still a teenager), these girls didn’t come to SCORE and Voluptuous to show off their tits. They came to cum and get fucked by big-dicked porn studs.

As Elliot once wrote, “These Euro dolls have a natural, earthy, raw way when it comes to sex on-camera. Their naturalistic and relaxed attitude and approach to porn is very different from the Porn Valley, U.S.A. approach to porn, which is often brittle and mechanical.” These girls–Iva, Veronika and Marketa–clearly enjoyed what they were doing. As the old commercial went, “It’s not a job. It’s an adventure.”

There must be something in the water in the Czech Republic–or maybe the women there are genetically horny–but the girls start young. Iva was 18. Marketa was 19 when she started sucking strangers’ cocks on-camera in 2002. She once said, “It’s a lot more fun than going to school or working some boring job,” but there was more to it than that.

“It is naughty,” she said through an interpreter. “Some young people show their rebellious side by smoking or drinking. I have sex!”

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Merilyn Handles A Big Stick And Balls

No, not that kind of stick and balls. Merilyn has been asked about that, but she’s declined since the beginning. Sex with a guy is a private thing for her.

Would I play pool with Merilyn if I had the chance? You bet. Obviously I would lose. Who could focus? With that body? No way. She could out-hustle any pool hall hustler.

One of the first of the ultra-busty yet superslim SCORE Girls to come out of the Ukrainian and Russian part of the world, Merilyn was a natural phenomenon when she began modeling: a 20-year-old with a body that no one could believe. Thin girls are not supposed to have tits like she has. I can’t understate her impact on readers, web-members and DVD collectors. She was a sensation for a long time. Six DVDs of just Merilyn. Seven magazine covers.

Merilyn is #5 on SCORELAND‘s 20th Anniversary 20 for 20 list, as voted by the members. Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Karina Hart and Linsey Dawn Mckenzie precede her. Merilyn won 2005 Newcomer of the Year, 2006 Model of the Year and was runner-up two years in a row. She finished third in SCORELAND‘s “Model of the Decade” contest.

I love Merilyn’s accent and enjoy listening to her speak English. There is no G sound in the Ukrainian language, so hard G sounds are replaced with soft H sounds. I know this because my grandmother on my mother’s side and her family came from the Ukraine. We did a special at SCORELAND called “Merilyn Exposed” (on DVD it’s Merilyn In Yer Face), and Merilyn spoke quite a bit, something she didn’t do in most of her early videos.

This video, like all of her videos, has a lot of hot nipple and tit play. When it comes to using a toy and knowing how to hold and use it without blocking the penetration into her pussy, Merilyn is numero uno.

My biggest regret about Merilyn was that she was not able to join the staff in Hungary in 2008 and model with Christy Marks. We had high hopes about that one. There was some issue about a travel visa that Merilyn couldn’t get in time. That would have been some match-up.

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Mad Over Plaid

Kerry Marie is looking mighty tasty in her plaid skirt, and looking ready to explode out of her bra. Then again, this is a girl who would look unbelievably sexy wearing a paper sack. Is she a romantic? Or is that a dumb question? Most girls are, when it’s all said and done. “I do like romance. I like the flowers and the chocolates. I like being surprised with dinners. Am I sexually assertive? It depends on my mood. Sometimes I am, sometimes I’m not.”

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Don’t Wake Up Mad. Wake Up Horny.

The last time I saw Claudia KeAloha, which was a few months ago, she was eagerly looking forward to having sex on-camera. She basically told me that the main reason she came back to the SCORELAND Studio was “to fuck some of your guys,” and when I looked at her sideways and said, “You must have sex all the time,” she said, “I don’t. The only time I get off is when I give lap dances.” Turns out she’s still a house dancer at a club in Fort Lauderdale, not far from the SCORE Studio, and she gets as much pleasure as she gives.

“I like to feel their hard cocks in their pants,” Claudia said of the guys who pay for play. “I like to find their shaft and work my pussy up and down it. The only bad time is when they cum before I do.”

Which, I’m sure, happens all the time. I mean, if you’ve been to a lot of strip clubs in your life, think about how many dancers you’ve seen who are built like Claudia. Back in the 1990s, big-titted strippers were a dime a dozen, but now? They’re a real find. So when you find one and get a lap dance from one, it’s kinda hard to hold back.

I think I mentioned once before that Claudia could have been a feature dancer but chose to be a house dancer. This is a woman who doesn’t care about fame or celebrity. She just wants to show her tits and get off and have fun and live her life.

In this scene, Claudia wakes up horny. She told me that’s not unusual. What’s unusual is that a guy’s in the bed with her (Claudia is not the type for overnighters; she likes to fuck and run). She reaches over, grabs the cock and tit-fucks. Then she sucks it. Then she fucks it. The guy cums on her face. Everyone’s happy. Case closed.

“Relationships are complicated,” Claudia told me. “I want to do what I want when I want.” She wants to do who she wants when she wants, too. What can I say? It’s a woman’s prerogative.

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Ride ’em, Cowgirl!

SCORE 2011 Newcomer of the Year and 2012 Model of the Year Valory Irene is the sexiest cowgirl this side of the Ukraine in her western hat, tight, white top and tight, denim shorts. Valory is one of the greatest SCORE Girls ever. She’s just flawless.

For the messy round-up to this expose of Valory, she dumps a pitcher of cream all over her unearthly boobs and body. The white stuff juice drips down her like a quart of man-sauce, if you want to get all symbolic about it.

There is always a huge buzz of excitement when someone like Valory comes along. Lorna Morgan, Merilyn Sakova, Karla James, Kerry Marie, Angela White and many other SCORE originals have created this level of buzz over the years. But we can’t take the credit for finding Miss Irene. She was found through the efforts of a SCORE reader, completely by chance. Valory had never modeled and never even thought about it.

Valory was window shopping in a mall back home while a visitor from out of town on business was shopping in the same mall. When he spotted Valory, he walked over to her, chatted her up and told her all about modeling for SCORE. “Faint heart never won fair lady,” wrote Thomas Lodge in 1588. No truer words were ever written. The timing was impeccable.

“She was wearing a short skirt and a low-cut top, and every guy in the mall was looking at her,” he said. “I’m sure men hit on her all the time, but I worked up the courage to go up to her, and she was very nice. I told her about SCORE and she was intrigued.”

Our supporter received a finder’s check for his efforts after Valory was photographed for the first time, and the world got a new big-boobed sensation to enjoy as she dumped cream all over herself.

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Maserati’s Job Interview

Maserati is a perfectionist. You probably know that by the way she lovingly sucks and fucks cock and makes sure her man is satisfied, but that’s not what I’m getting at. I’m talking about something I saw about two years ago when we were filming SCOREtv Holiday Edition in our studio

One of the featured attractions of the show was Maserati singing a holiday song to SCORELAND members. The song was written by one of our editors, Maria, and was to be sung to the tune of the holiday classic “Santa Baby.” Now, this is not something most big-boob models would volunteer to do, but Maserati told us she had a nice voice, and she was willing to do the honors.

Well, I think most people would have just grabbed the lyrics and winged it when the cameras started rolling. But not Maserati. It seemed like every time I walked into the studio over the next few days, Maserati was practicing the song. Getting familiar with the lyrics and the tune. Making sure her voice sounded just right. In other words, she took the job seriously.

The results–and Maserati’s gigantic naturals popping out of her holiday outfit–can be seen in the members area of SCORELAND (Click on “Galleries” then go down to “SCOREtv“. It’s the 2011 Holiday Edition. Or you could just stay here and watch Maserati fuck. Either way, you’ll enjoy her. It’s the Maserati 100% Satisfaction Guarantee.

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The dirty blonde from South Bend

Lovette is forgotten today by most big-tit fans. Why that’s so I can’t explain. We continue to get letters about Lisa Lipps, Wendy Whoppers, Donita Dunes, Busty Dusty and many other iconic or well-remembered SCORE Girls. Lovette impressed me just as much as they did and still do.

The blonde from Indiana has a videography that’s as thick as the South Bend phone book. Over 250 videos, including bukkakes, gang bangs and anal scenes. Lovette’s a dirty-dream fuck star, but she was small-chested during her first years as a porn star so we just didn’t have a place for her in SCORE.

Then l saw her again at the giant Las Vegas Consumer Electronics Show in 1998, sporting massive tits! That froze me in my tracks, of course. I never would have predicted this change. I let the management at SCORE know about Lovette’s transformation, and they photographed her. I think her first SCORE shoot was a take-off on I Dream Of Jeannie. In that genie costume, she had a pretty strong resemblance to Barbara Eden.

Measuring 44-25-35 (and only 5’2″), Lovette appeared in SCORE several times beginning in ’98. We invited her to Boob Cruise 2000, but she couldn’t go because of her schedule. At the time, Lovette had moved into feature dancing at clubs and even danced at the famous London clubs For Your Eyes Only and Abbey Road. After the Cruise, a trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico in August 2000 was planned and Lovette was invited. This time, she could come along. This video is from that trip.

“I felt like I was teasing Peter the photographer,” Lovette said. “I was trying to turn him on.” Lovette was noisy and talked dirty in the video. “That’s what guys want to jerk off to. I had a lot of fun doing that video. We stayed at a beautiful hotel in Puerto Vallarta. Good food, good people, good everything. There wasn’t one bad thing about that trip.”

Lovette was the covergirl of November 2000 SCORE. One of the photo shoots from Mexico was published in that issue.

Lovette made so many porn films before she super-sized that she reached a tipping point, no pun intended.

“There was a little portion of time when I lived in Los Angeles when porn did become a job. That’s why I left Los Angeles and went back home to Indiana. In 1996, I did a movie every day, sometimes even two movies in a day. That just got to be assembly line work. I was living in L.A. and I was doing movies for a living and just pumping the stuff out. Because that’s what they tend to do to new girls, get you out there and just use you up. So the best thing for me was to just stay away and take L.A. in small doses.”

Lovette’s feelings about wild sex hadn’t changed after moving back to the mid-west.

“I want people to use my ass. Use me, abuse me! I’m serious. I like being used and abused in a safe environment, and I like abusing, too. I can’t really say that I like normal people sex, and by normal people sex I mean lovey dovey kissy poo.”

During the mid-2000s, Lovette began to get seriously inked all over her body, and as the decade went on, she began to scale back on her career. By 2008, Lovette had announced her retirement and shut down her website. That was it. I don’t know what she’s doing today. Knowing how motivated Lovette always was, I imagine she’s doing well in whatever new path she’s taken.

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Fertility Goddess

There were many fertility goddesses in many early nations and cultures throughout history: Aphrodite, Gaia & Athena (Greek), Astarte (Canaanite), Cybele (Greco-Roman), Frigga (Scandinavian), Akhushtal (Aztec), Frauen (Germanic), Eostre (Anglo-Saxon), Ishtar (Assyro-Babylonian), Isis (Egyptian), Flidais (Irish), and Minerva & Venus (Roman). Here, our very own fertility goddess is Kerry Marie. Many of them, oddly enough, resembled…Kerry Marie. Had Kerry been born in any of those ancient lands, she would have had many statues erected in her honor.

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Brandy Dean’s Busty ‘N’ Wet

This is the opener of the SCORE video “Brandy Dean’s Busty ‘N’ Wet.”

“Someone’s at the door. Red opens it. Who is it but Brandy Dean. All 40-25-36 inches of her. Miss Dean’s 38DDDs enter the house before she does. So what’s the deal? Brandy is a friend of Red’s wife and was expecting to hang out with her at their pool. She asks Red if she can catch some solar rays by herself. If that’s cool with him. Red would have to be the biggest idiot in the city to tell her to leave and come back when his wife returns.”

That’s quite an opener. It’s yet to happen to me personally but you must keep the faith anyway.

Brandy peels off to a teeny-tiny bikini and it isn’t long before Red is pouring suntan oil on her as a prelude to poolside sex with the mid-western tit-princess.

Brandy discovered her path was in fucking and sucking and using her massive 38DDD hooters as cum catchers. Do most people even suspect that the peaches & cream, corn-fed Ohioan Brandy is a porn star, nude model and occasional stripteaser? She looks like the busty cousin of the bride at an Irish-American wedding.

“Even people who know me can’t believe it sometimes,” Brandy told us. “Usually they just look at me very stunned. Most people don’t know what to say, or they’ll say, ‘I never would have guessed that.’ Men are thinking totally different than we are usually, but if we really think about it, we’re all thinking the same thing, but we react different. Women usually aren’t as bold as guys are.”

Brandy and SCORE go back a ways. Her first pictorial was in Holiday ’01 SCORE but before that, her first photos were published in October ’99 Naughty Neighbors when she was new to modeling. Brandy was discovered and photographed by Kayla Kleevage, a legendary SCORE Girl who knows talent when she licks it.

Brandy never had the urge to move to Los Angeles or Las Vegas where most of the action is. She is basically a small town girl with a big city titty and figure, and that’s how she likes it. She never seems to age either. “I’m from Ohio. I like it there. It’s great. I have friends and family there, and I can travel wherever I like, so I stayed.”

It works for Brandy and it doesn’t stop her from making horny videos and pictures. We’re as close to her as her telephone when the urge strikes her again.

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Student Body

All models should never be taken for granted, but Kaytee Carter is one of those girls you have to appreciate in the here and now and not expect to see in six months, a year or two years, thinking she will be modeling for a long time. She is exactly the kind of model we look for; one who comes to us through luck or because of someone she knows. She was recommended by a male friend who is a reader and knew she was right for SCORELAND. Kaytee checked out the magazine and wanted to try modeling. She’d never stripped in a club, wasn’t an at-home cam-girl, had never gone to an amateur wet T-shirt contest, topless beach or nudist camp. So she contacted us.

When TSG’s editors were called into the studio to welcome Kaytee to SCORE the morning she arrived, we were blown away by the tall, stacked blonde. I remember it very clearly. She is one of those girls who is just bigger-than-life, and I know the reactions she must get from people who see her every day. We call this power “The Magic,” a phrase coined by a former editor. There are girls and there are super-girls.

Sure enough, Kaytee’s modeling fit into the “lark” category, something she wanted to try to see what it was about, make an impact and then move on.

“Modeling was something I haven’t tried,” she said. “It’s new, it’s exciting. I get a thrill out of trying new things. And I feel very comfortable here.”

Kaytee is an action girl, athletic and strong. She grew up on a farm, trains horses, fishes, hikes, hunts, dirt-bikes and kick-boxes. But with all that, she’s super-feminine and sexy. This video starts in the dressing room, where we see her try on something she normally wears, then moves to other great moments in eye-candy history.

Kaytee was the covergirl of two SCORE magazines and one issue of V-mag and was the hostess of a reality-TV spoof we called More To Fuck. In that flick, she does a hot scene with another sexy charmer, Destiny Rose.

“I would say that a hundred-percent of the people I know would be really surprised by this,” Kaytee said. “It’s completely out of my realm, and I’m a pretty conservative person. Normally.”

I’m glad she did break out of her realm, just for SCORE.

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The Power Of Tits

Nancy Navarro made me do something that nobody has ever been able to make me do and, in all likelihood, will ever make me do again: She made me say that the Yankees are the best baseball team in America. I said it only because she refused to take her top off and show me her tits until I did, and I wanted to see those tits: G-cup naturals that had never before been seen on-camera. So there you go…the power of big tits.

I hope Nancy’s happy now with the Yankees having gone into the proverbial tank. I’m happy–and you should be happy–that this slim and naturally stacked secretary from New York City showed all for our cameras.

“When I go to a Yankee game, I’ll wear a really low-cut Yankees shirt,” she told me. “I like the fact that the guys in my section forget the game and they’re just staring at me. And I’m like, ‘You’re at the game. You spent whatever for the game, and you’re not watching the game.’ It’s fun. My sisters won’t go to a game with me anymore. I have a cousin who tells me that before we go out, she has to see what I’m going to wear. She doesn’t like the attention. We’ll be crossing the street and there’ll be a bus and they’ll be knocking on the window, yelling something from the bus, and I’m just wearing a regular T-shirt and shorts. Nothing major.”

Nothing major except those tits.

Nancy spent the first 19 years of her life living in Venezuela, where the girls have big asses but not big tits. Her mom is half-Dominican, which could be the reason Nancy is stacked. We know that girls from the D.R. (Miosotis, Kristina Milan, etc.) are chesty.

Nancy says she doesn’t go out of her way to show off her tits, but hiding them is impossible. So how did she decide to show them off for all the world to see?

“You know how everybody is insane about the boobs?” she said. “So I’m like, let me just go and take a few pictures and see how they actually look in pictures and see what everybody is looking at because to me, they just look like regular big boobs. When I first sent the pictures to SCORE, I had no idea. And I was looking through my phone and I have a lot of pictures of my boobs. Why? I don’t know. Because I want to see what other people see. If I look in a mirror, I can’t tell, so I want to take a picture and maybe zoom in, zoom out, look at them from another angle, but I just don’t get it. To me, they’re just normal.”

No. Not normal. Extraordinary enough to make a lifelong Yankees hater say things he otherwise would never say.

But now that Nancy’s got her top off…Hey, Yankees. Nice season.

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