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Linsey news alert: Linsey is scheduled for a celebrity boxing match against model Jodie Marsh at Manchester’s M.E.N. Arena on September 9th, ’05. The card opens at 8PM. Linsey and Jodie are the only female celebs. The rest are male footballers, magazine editors, TV performers and other individuals you don’t give a damn about. We’re sure the girls will have no shortage of cornermen eager to spray them down with water, especially their chests. The guys will have to fend for themselves. For details, check out the Arena’s website at Men-Arena.com. (They have spelled her name “Lyndsey” on their site.) Those of you who go to the event should give us your thoughts on the performances! Well, really just the Linsey and Jodie match…

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Lumberjack Linsey

For the life of me, I can’t decide, even after all this time since I’ve taken this photo set, whether or not I’m really happy with that shirt I’m wearing! Most of you will probably appreciate the fact that I don’t wear it very long, but when I started looking through these photographs to decide which shots I wanted the guys at SCORE (they are the ones who handle the technical side of my website) to upload for me, I couldn’t help but wonder if I looked more like I’m wearing some kind of picnic tablecloth, or if I looked more lumberjacky in it? What do you think?

“Not that we have very many lumberjacks in the UK. I think that is very much a North American thing. Not that I mind the thought of big, strong, men at work in the wilderness chopping down trees to make paper and whatever else.. Mmmm, that’s a fantasy set that I could see myself bearing the cold for. (Not a big fan of the cold, this girl.)

“The thought of being outdoors in the chilly mountains with my nipples fully aroused by both the cold air and the hot men is truely intoxicating. I can imagine my nipples being so stiff that they would practically stick out through my warm, flannel shirt. And, all the while, there would be a bunch of rugged, bearded men in work boots going about their business the best they can with me standing there poised to get naked. Can you imagine trying to work under those conditions? Well, it might not be very logical, but I’d sure be happy to strip down to my bare boobs and ass for the cameras! I’d certainly have to be careful about all those prickly pine needles once my panties had come off, but if there was a big, wooly blanket there for me, I think it could be absolutely fabulous! Maybe I’ll call up John and see if he could find a few lumberjacks willing to have us pay a little visit.”

Tra la,
Linsey

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Unzipped

Letters To Linsey
“Your new video Boobahontas is the best one You have ever made! You are so sexy as an Indian, my God! I watched it over and over again. I am sure this video will be the best of 2005. My favorite video used to be Leopard Linsey but this new one is just so much sexier, and you look better than ever. Your #1 Fan in Denmark, Ricky.”

In Linsey news, LDM and newcomer Kelly Kay share their affection on the cover of May 2005 SCORE magazine in a seven page layout that closes out the magazine. Now on sale in the Linsey Store or download the PDF version of this issue in Virtual-Newsstand.

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Red Means Go

By some quirk of light and film in this pictorial, the eye-searingly red swimsuit that Linsey’s demolishing looks like it was painted on and not real fabric. Linsey and her photographers are only a few minutes away from gritty, downtown Miami, although no one could ever guess that. This area is separated by water in a way that isolates and preserves it from encroachment. But no natural flora and fawna can match the power of LDM. It’s a place where local fishermen go to have a few brews, cast their rods and hope to reel in a mermaid like Linsey. They wish.

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No Tan Lines

The weather may be turning colder, but don’t expect anything but warmth to come from Linsey Dawn. As the leaves turn and Fall approaches, there’s no hotter girl than Linsey, and she doesn’t need any additional clothes to keep the temperature rising. In fact, defying physics, the less Linsey wears–the hotter she gets as this new pictorial proves.

Letters to Linsey

“In spite of the remarkable range of outfits that you’ve peeled off over the years, I do find that the bikini that you have chosen in ‘Garden Girl’ suits you best. It really gave me a boost after a tough day! The mini-skirt, which you seem to be wearing a lot recently, complements it perfectly. It’s a shame that you only appear in such an attire roughly once every 18 months. Previous photosets include ‘Bikini Shopping,’ ‘Favourite Bikini’ and ‘White Swimsuit,’ but the latest shoot tops them all, partly due to the fact that the bikini hangs on in there for so long! I look forward to seeing you displaying your assets in similar bikinis more often in the future, perhaps in a bikini-strip video? I also hope you will combine a bikini with some platform boots (I don’t think you’ve ever done a SCORE shoot in that type of footwear?) like the pair you wore when you appeared on BBC TV’s ‘They Think It’s All Over.’ Keep up the good work and I’ll do my bit by continuing to ogle from afar!-Paul.”

See More of Linsey Dawn McKenzie at LINSEYSWORLD.COM!

Squeaky Clean

Comments about the recent past shoots on LinseysWorld.com.

Liquid Metal: “Linsey did true justice to those pants and extreme tiny top. I was going crazy.”-Y.N.
Super Linsey: “I had requested a superheroine shoot for almost a year. Thanks for making my fantasy come true. Please do it again, this time with a storyline and villains.”-R.K.
Shopping Candids: “Let’s see more of this kind of photo set. Linsey out in public, in nightclubs or in stores trying on sexy clothes and shoes. It’s different and lets us see her as we might in real life.”-E.G.
Linsey & Jessica: “If you have any more earlier shoots stockpiled away, please consider posting them. It’s great to see LDM with girls like Jessica or Kerry Marie.”-B.L.
Her Boobs, Your Face: “I loved this set. More of Linsey in rude fetish clothes.”

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Flip-Flopper

Letters to Linsey

“Hi Linsey, I just wanted to comment on your appearance at the Celebrity Boxing Match in Manchester, U.K. September 9th. It was amazing to see you for real. I just loved when the announcer said: Miss Linsey Dawn McKenzie! and you came out, walked right around me and the rest of the public and up to the the ring! Miss Jodie Marsh had no chance to win that match at all! One guy sitting next to me said: ‘Forget about Jodie! This is why we have come, to see Linsey,’ I couldn’t agree more with him! When the match was over and you took off that boxing helmet to let your long beautiful dark brown hair down, I was in heaven!! Linsey, you are Incredible! Thank you for a great night of fun and entertainment! Your #1 Fan, Ricky.”

“Your site continues to be the best around, so many fresh updates and so much worth the value. Many sites are a rip-off but yours is awesome. I was just watching the awesome Boobahontas video the other day while shooting my load for the hundreth time when I thought how awesome it would be to see you in some big-tit oil rubbing close-ups again. Better still, I would love to see a work-out video as would all the red-blooded fans out there. The bottom line is you have the best tits in the business and they look even better when they are covered in some sort of liquid (cum is the best but we can’t have everything!!). I would love to see you in a work-out clip in the gym where we see you work up a real sweat. To see your big tits genuinely dripping in sweat would be awesome. From there, we could then follow you to the shower where you soap and clean your awesome tits and body. Sounds good? You always give us what we want so please consider this special idea. You could make it a special 20-30 minute presentation. Please give us more new videos as we really love them. The pics are awesome but nothing beats your amazing boobs in motion. Your videos should be featured in sperm banks up and down the country as it would undoubtedly aid our national fertility rate! Whenever I see you I need to break out the lube! You are awesome, the perfect woman with a superb, Amazonian physique. Please let us know about the Celebrity Boxing match you will be involved in. XX, An Admirer.”

See More of Linsey Dawn McKenzie at LINSEYSWORLD.COM!

Sock ‘er

Did you know that Linsey was a newspaper delivery girl when she was growing up? It’s true. “I used to deliver the Croydon Advertiser with my brother when I was younger, so the newspaper is my old faithful,” said Linsey, who has fond thoughts of her old neighborhood Croydon, a borough of South London. Little did her neighbors know she would grow up to be so…well-developed. “Everybody in Croydon is so down to earth. “There are so many successful people from Croydon and they don’t let fame change them,” Linsey added. We think of her as Croydon’s best.

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