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Linsey’s Computer Desk

Linsey hits her computer cube in lace! She’s in your face. In the workplace. We pity any unfortunate chappie who would have to work in the cube next to Linsey. He’d be running to the loo to wank off every two hours, possibly more. It would be sexual harassment of the highest order. Trust us, it would be psychological torture unless one were planning a career as a priest. A member asked “I had read that Linsey once ran out naked during a sporting event. What’s the story on that?” The story is that Linsey ran out onto the playing field wearing only white panties and running shoes when England played the West Indies in a cricket match at Old Trafford stadium in Manchester on July 29th, 1995. For some reason, that match-up continues to attract streakers, year after year. A recent one drew seven streakers in a row.

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Biker Girl

Need your bike polished? Need the pipes cleaned out? Looking for a proper tune-up? You’ve come to the right establishment. Linsey has opened a new business customizing motorcycles (Linsey’s Body Shop) and she needs the action to build a name for herself in the racing community. As with any new enterprise, she is ready to go the extra mile in customer service. She also has a fine pair of Pro Cups that she’s more than ready to display. At last report, crowds were flocking to check out her specialized workshops about long-tube headers

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Linsey In The Loo

Anybody who has ever traveled the tube through London knows that on occasion, not all of the public facilities are open to the public. Such was the case for our bountifully-breasted Brit, after a stop to check out performance magician David Blaine, currently suspended above crowds of curious English onlookers in a plexiglass box. If anything can get a man through six weeks without food or other sustenance, a bird’s-eye view down Linsey’s unbuttoned shirt might get Blaine through another day. Afterwards, Linsey found herself looking for a public rest room only to find a ladies’ station closed for maintenance. Undaunted, Linsey snuck into the gentlemen’s loo with her photographer to fire off this week’s load. The cheeky girl. Never one to not seize the moment, Linsey soon stripped off and the fireworks began.

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Filled Fishnets

You know why fishnets are sexy? It’s because they have that old-fashioned, totty-standing-on-a-streetcorner thing going. Fishnets scream “I wanna get laid!” And you know what? Guys love ’em and so do gals. They look kinda slutty, but sometimes looking slutty is alright for any girl. This pictorial was published in the Holiday 2002 edition of Voluptuous magazine and earned quite a bit of approval mail. Was it the open crotch? Linsey’s nubile fuck-me poses? That certain gleam in her eyes? The upswept hair? The dressed nudity? Or all of it?

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Little Red Raincoat

Here’s a retelling of that enchanting fairy tale Little Red Riding Hood for all of you nasty, big, bad, wolves (also known as BBW’s). Except there’s massive, swelling, rounded cleavage in this version. Her sexy costume is so hot and horny, Linsey doesn’t even need to undress. But she does anyway, down to her red slippers, because costumes can only satisfy BBW’s for so long. A superhotly dressed Linsey arrives at her granny’s place but granny’s nowhere to be seen. Little Red Riding Linsey suspects the awful truth. To save her life and keep the wolf from eating her out of house and home, Linsey puts on a private puss-n-boobs show with lubes, creams and prongers. The scheme works. The dirty bastard jacks and Linsey is spared. Do you think the star of her own website is going to be wolfed down like a plate of bangers and mash? This scene is part of the DVD LinseysWorld.

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Editing Sweet

As you can see by this photo set, editing a video is a laborious, intensive endeavor. It’s a job of work! Hunched over monitors and computers, switches and cables. And when Linsey’s done editing out all the goofs, the technical glitches, the cuts and the cameraman’s cursing and heavy, wheezy breathing, and the part when he tripped going in for a pussy close-up, she’s got a finished, blended, polished piece of video for all the world to enjoy and jack to for many years to come. That’s why the best video editors are naked girls.

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Bra Terminator

The following roundtable discussion was excerpted from September ’03
Voluptuous magazine.

A Bra Tale
By Dave Rosen, editor, V-Mag

Nobody knows more about bras then Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Brandy, Rachel Love, Paige Plenty, Cherry Brady, Gwen Sanders, Diane Poppos and Denise Davies. They’ve spent their lives searching for the perfect fit. When they talked, we listened.

V-Mag: First things first, where do you buy your bras? Linsey Dawn: I buy my bras at Rigby & Peller, the most famous bra store in England. They make all of Queen Elizabeth’s bras, too. Brandy: Victoria’s Secret. Paige Plenty: Victoria’s Secret. Gwen Sanders: Frederick’s or Victoria’s Secret. Rachel Love: I always buy them from Frederick’s. Cherry Brady: A bra shop in my town. Denise Davies: From on-line bra specialists. Diane Poppos: I wear Goddess bras. V-mag: How difficult is it for you to find bras that fit? Linsey Dawn: I have a very hard time finding bras that fit. I usually have to have them made. I can’t just walk into a store and pick something off the shelf. Brandy: If I’m just looking for ordinary bras, it’s not too tough. Paige Plenty: I can’t just walk into any shop to buy bras. Gwen Sanders: A lot of times I’ll walk out of a store with nothing. Rachel Love: Finding bras that fit can be really frustrating. Cherry Brady: Once you find who sells your size, you just stay with them. Denise Davies: It’s made a lot easier by Fantasie, an on-line lingerie store in England. Diane Poppos: Well, I almost always wear Goddess, but I’ll buy anything that fits. V-mag: Do any of you girls have your bras custom-made? Linsey Dawn: Every one of my bras is custom-made. Brandy: Not yet. Maybe some day. Paige Plenty: Custom-made bras cost more, but cheaper bras just don’t last long. Gwen Sanders: I haven’t had bras custom-made, but I have had some bikinis custom made. Rachel Love: Sometimes I have bras custom-made, but only when I really want to treat myself. Cherry Brady: I have had bras made, but the Internet makes finding big bras simple.
Denise Davies: I don’t have my bras custom-made because Fantasie usually carries my size. Diane Poppos: I have an unusual body. I’m so small in the back, only 34 inches around, and I’m very large in the chest. V-mag: Where do your bras wear out the most? Linsey Dawn: The wires are always coming out of the front of my bras. Then they’re history. Brandy: The straps. I’ve actually had straps snap on me. Paige Plenty: The underwire is usually the first to go. Gwen Sanders: The straps go first. Rachel Love: In the middle, both in the back near the clasp and in the front under my cleavage. Cherry Brady: Either the elastic in the band stretches out or the elastic in the straps wears out. Denise Davies: The straps are the first to go. Diane Poppos: Probably the straps.

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Country Girl

“You’re a stranger to Croyden County, ain’t ya, Mister? What’s in the suitcase? Bra samples! Mmm, nuthin’ a decent gal could wear. Well, Goober’s fillin’ station ain’t open until 6am so you’re a’gonna have to spend the night here. In the morning, I can run you over and get your tire fixed. Now, I hope you don’t mind none but we got a right small place here. So you’re gonna have ta sleep in my daughter Linsey’s room. Don’t mind her none’. That young’un can go on all night a’chatting. She just loves to meet strangers. Gotta warn ya, she done like to talk a lot of that thar sexy stuff. Ah guess it’s because thar ain’t much to do ’round these parts so mebbe she can get a little perky when she meets a new face. It’s all I can do to keep those farm hands offen her when I got my back turned, ’cause she done got the biggest taters in Croyden County and she sure do like to show them off. I’ve had to pepper my share of backsides with buckshot from old Betsy here, y’know. Now I gotta warn ya that the walls are right thin and I sleep next door. So I don’t wanna hear any monkey business or you, me and Betsy here are gonna have a meetin’. So you go right on up and knock on Linsey’s door. She’ll be right pleased for the company tonight. Sleep tight and the outhouse is to the right. If you need anything, just holler.”

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Linsey Overheated

“I was lucky to see Linsey arriving at London’s Luton airport,” writes Mr. G. “The queue at immigration did not seem quite so bad because of the boner I had from gazing at the lovely Linsey. She was as luscious as I had hoped and incredibly petite. I was delighted to discover that she had not just been a figment of my imagination for the last few years. Having seen Linsey, I couldn’t wait to get home to check out the website.”

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Angelique & Linsey

Linsey met Angelique back on her first Boob Cruise in 1997. Angelique had already been posing for SCORE for quite some time–she’s got a list of sold-out back issues. She was wildly popular with the guys. Angelique stacked up quite well from the beginning. In 1994, when she first posed for SCORE, she was just simply enormous! Looking at her profile on the Scoreland.com site, it’s easy to see why she’s got so many sold-out issues. Wrapping her hands around a chest like Angelique’s was not easy for LDM. “Something I noticed while on the bed with my Brazilian friend was that even though she’s got augmented breasts, they’re firm but very soft. Angelique’s were quite pleasant to grab a hold of and give a good squeeze and she liked it every time I did so.”

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Linsey The Nerd

LDM goes from goofy nerd to dolly bird in a fresh mini-movie that the LW crew feels is the best of the year in every way. Linsey will crank your wank! Miss McKenzie comes home from class in her school clothes and she’s very upset. “I’m so sick of looking like a dweeb all the time,” she cries. “Everybody takes the Mick out of me! [Makes derogatory comments about her.] All the other girls wear fashionable clothes and my mum puts me in green skirts and long socks!” Linsey vows to sex-up her look and her first stop is the closet. We’re in for a hard time now! Linsey finds a super-hot short skirt, matching top and high heels and gives us a look. Now she’s a piece of totty! Her popsicle licking deserves an award. She could pass any oral examination. Wait until you see how she is on the bed, talking dirty talk and stroking her sexy pussy with her fingers. (No toys today.) Linsey’s taking the wrong courses in school. She should be taking phone sex classes. LDM has the rare talent of making you feel like you are the only guy in the room and nowhere is this ability better shown than in this private session. No longer a nerd, Linsey’s a winnah, gone from geek to sleek!

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My Favorite Bikini

“When I first started my career I decided that I was going to take things nice and easy. I was trying to space out my career as much as possible. In the beginning I was doing bikini work, then I moved on to topless only, then I moved on to nude, and we’re talking about a year or so gap between all of these. So I went from topless to nude, to magazine set to girl/girl, to boy/girl. So I sort of , if you like, wound up the readers and my fans, teased them a lot and then I popped my cherry.”

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In The Army

“I’ve done everything that I’ve wanted to do. I had it lucky, really, because at the age of 16 I was traveling around, meeting people. I was able to buy my own car at 17 so I have done a lot of things people my age really never get a chance to do. I’ve been fortunate about that. I’ve experienced lots of good things in my life. I’m still the same person I was before I posed. It [fame] hasn’t given me a big head or anything. What kind of person am I? I love my family very much. I love shopping. That’s actually one of my favorite things to do.”

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