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Purple Teddy

This pictorial was published in the now-sold out July 2000 Voluptuous magazine. The edition was the second of Linsey’s three cover issues in 2000. (January, July and Holiday). The July cover was an unusual composite of three full-length photographs of Linsey totally nude wearing clear shoes. 2000 was a good year for naturals in both SCORE and Voluptuous with girls such as Brit’s Chaz, Fiona Steels and Amanda White, American Lola Lane, Czech Republic’s Zuzanna, Denmark’s Regine and others. But none of the newcomers could match Linsey’s stackitude and international popularity. And LDM, Lorna Morgan and Jessica Turner made a formidable British trio on the 5th and final Boob Cruise of April 29th, 2000.

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The Night before…

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when Santa called me for help It seems he’d had a problem, he was short just one elf; How could I not, I thought to myself

I grabbed my red stockings-hung by the chimney with care, And slipped into my bra Knowing he soon would be there

Children were nestled all snug in their beds, While people cybered online, giving and getting head; I slipped on my heels, and my fuzzy red hat, And imagined the sleigh-ride, seated on Santa’s lap,

Out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. I tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. And my bra popped open! I unknowingly flashed- The policeman and Santa (who was asking directions) But then they both spotted me, and sported erections

The swell of my breasts through the open window Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight horny reindeer,

The cute, bearded driver, so lively and quick, Jumped into the seat, and adjusted his dick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And embarrassed he was, when he called them by name;

“Now, FLASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and TEASIN’! On, HOOTERS! on KNOCKERS! on, D-CUP and VIXEN! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now clean yourselves up, and dash away all!”

Up to my window the sleigh swifty flew, And as I climbed in, Santa felt up a boob!, He laughed as I giggled and sat down in his lap, And when something arose, I gave it a slap, And told him, “Now Santa, there’s work left to do,” And off we flew with the toys, and St. Nicholas too.

We stopped at the first house and I went down first, And snatched the hot cocoa left to quench Santa’s thirst. As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his foot to his head, And the tent-pole he sported, it turned his face red; And his bulge looked quite hefty, he certainly didn’t lack Balls that were big enough to fill up his sack.

His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! He asked if I remembered how I’d lost my cherry! He knew all about it, (because of that list) Of who’s been naughty and nice, who’s fucked and who’s kissed

I told him, “Now Santa, you know that’s not fair, To watch a girl have sex, when you’re not even there!” I bent down by the tree to start placing gifts, When Santa grabbed my butt, and gave it a lift,

He had a broad face and a little round belly, And his hands grabbed my boobs-they shook just like jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I gasped when his pants dropped, in spite of myself; A wink of his eye, one fist round his cockhead, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And slipped off my stockings; then began with a jerk, He took his sweet time, though the clocks kept on humming, And then with a shudder we both began cumming;

We sprang to his sleigh, before anybody awoke, And went on to the next home while he copped a smoke, Spurred on by the quickie with his volunteer elf, Santa remained his Jolly Old self, So we worked the long hours, delivering toys, To all of the good little girls and boys, And when we were done with our chores for the night, Santa parked the sleigh and stayed for the night,

So to all of my friends, who visit my site,
“MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM LINSEY, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!”

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Linsey: Secretary At Work

Linsey goes to the office of her supervisor Miss Grosby to deliver a memo but she’s out of the building, prompting Linsey to make a comment about her excessive lunches. It’s obvious that LDM has no love lost for this unseen executive, whom Linsey thinks is a bitch. Linsey decides to snoop at employee dossiers that she finds in an unlocked file cabinet. She discovers that Miss Grosby keeps a personnel file on her amongst other employees, including decidedly non-corporate commentary about what Linsey wears at work and whether her nipples show through her blouses! Very unprofessional, to say the least! Linsey realizes that she’s been a secret object of sexual desire by her boss for years, never knowing that Miss Grosby is, in fact, a lesbian, although she had suspected it. LDM wonders if Miss Grosby’s office is monitored by surveilance cameras. The thought of that excites her. Reading more notes in her file, she learns that Miss Grosby has fantasies about Linsey getting naked and rubbing her clitoris on that very desk. Linsey decides to enact Miss Grosby’s office fantasies about her while she’s still away at lunch, as if playing to a hidden cam. Peeking in another drawer like a little spy, Linsey discovers more shocking secrets about her supervisor, motivating Linsey to seek her revenge.

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Lady In Waiting

Proving that there is gold in everything (after all, waste management is a multi-billion pound business), “Dirty Fan Male” is a publishing and theatrical cult hit in the U.K. Dirty Fan Male started when two lads named Jonny Trunk and Duncan Wiseby hit on the idea of recording a collection of the filthiest, funniest, weirdest, sleaziest fan letters ever sent to men’s magazine and tabloid newspaper models from 1996 to 2002. (The Internet has killed off the once popular one-armed hobby of writing letters on paper to sexy models.) Trunk’s sister was a naughty model and he ran her fan club, which sparked everything. The actual letters themselves, many handwritten (of course), are photographed and published in the HarperCollins book, not just transcribed, adding a nice visual touch of psychosis and sexual delirium. Dirty Fan Male started off slow, then snowballed as it picked up fans. Now it’s the subject of a Channel 4 television documentary. Trunk and Wiseby also have a touring stage show that’s become a hit. They read the letters in various stentorian voices and characters (like actors Cary Grant, Michael Caine and James Mason) that add another hilarious layer. Why mention Dirty Fan Male on LinseysWorld? Because they project images of various big-name girls on stage during their show and one of the pictures is of Linsey lifting two lavender barbells. The show producers are planning to tour the States and Australia. Fans of fans of adult models? What a concept.

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Tits N Bits

Ultimate Linsey reviewed by “Bono-One” on Adultdvdtalk.com:

Here we go with the second SCORE DVD I’ve gotten my hands on and this one stars the lovely Linsey Dawn McKenzie, and folks, this woman is blessed with two fully grown boobs of the highest order! These are virtual planetoids, to borrow the Mike Myers term! I totally dig her accent and it really aids in the turn-on for me, along with those fabulous tits. So let’s hit some highlights for each scene. Alone in London: This first scenario finds Linsey getting the finishing touches done with her makeup. She turns to face us and lets us know to stop wanking, at least until the scene itself starts. The accent is so thick here. I love it. We next find Linsey slumbering on the bed dressed all in black. Slowly she turns over and the boobs are pulled out, one by one. The sheer size of them is impressive to me, almost too big but, again, I’m really immersing myself in the love of big boobs and Linsey has a lot to love. There is plenty of squeezing done to those melons and a healthy dose of self-nipple licking is done also during this bit of solo tease. Linsey eventually gets naked and we get to see her sit up and shake those large boobs about while also continuing the fine nipple licking. That about covers this first bit of warm up. A Time for Shagging: Our next scene again features Linsey but this time she’s taking on some cock as well as playing with those huge tits. This was also her first bit of on-camera time with a guy. So we start with Linsey introducing the scene and then it’s off to the bedroom where Linsey is again dressed in black and using a toy. She gets her motor humming down below and she’s quickly joined by her man. In short order, she’s whipped out his cock. He gets his first of many tastes of her boobs and, moving down, he snacks on her pussy as well. The sex is obviously highlighted by the reverse cowgirl position, along with doggie, which had those boobs hanging down and swaying back and forth in fine fashion. To close out the scene, Linsey takes the jizz to those tits. Miami Heat: Moving on, we get one last bit of fun with Linsey and again it’s just her. We’re told by Miss McKenzie that this is her hottest solo scene yet. This time, she comes on dressed in pink. In no time, we have her boobs out and the squeezing caressing is underway. Linsey also does some awesome nipple licking to both boobs and she does a fair amount of pinching to her nipples as well. I really got my fill of nipple licking in this DVD. There is just something so erotic about a woman doing this to her own tits that drives me wild. Anytime I see it, I’m turned on to no end.Thanks, Linsey, for doing this. You get good shots of both her ass and pussy also, but this scene is all about those mammaries and what a lovely big pair they are too. I also liked the amount of close-up shots we got in this scene and I can only imagine how big those boobs are if you actually see them live, as they look huge on TV. Extras and Final Thoughts: This was another fun big boob DVD for me to review and I’m on the look out for more SCORE DVD’s as the nipple licking done in the two I have was really good and I want more, a lot more! That Linsey was a bit bigger than the girls I normally watch didn’t bother me in the slightest as her breasts really complimented her body size in a good way so fans of big-boobed girls should definitely pick this one up.

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Cuntess Suckula

Trick or treat! You were told by the fat bastard Burger-Master at the village hamburger pub to keep away from the decaying castle. He told you the legend of evil Cuntess Suckula. He told you about her big-jugged reign of Halloween horror that lingers to this day. Why didn’t you fucking listen, mate? Now you are trapped in a spider’s web of terror, a boner-chilling terror you have never experienced before. Your garlic is useless, unless you brought a plate of spaghetti with you. At the stroke of midnight, and we do mean stroke, Cuntess Suckula rises from her coffin because you have disturbed her 100 year slumber-party. Now you will bear the fear as this stripnotizing succubus awakens to suck in those foolish travellers unwise enough to enter her catacombs of cleavage. If you loved LDM’s video Boobahontas, you’ll spook out over Cuntess Suckula! You were warned. Now you’ll have to share a tomb built for two!

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Maid To Order

Maid in England and Elsewhere: “You have to learn to be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the parlour and a whore in bedroom,” Jerry Hall told British reporters. “And I would rather hire the first two and do the last bit myself.” Jerry is Mick Jagger’s ex. There are companies that you can call to book sexy maids who will clean your house in costumes similar to what LDM wears here. A new American one in Virginia is called Cleaning With A View.The Victorians were mad about maids. Much of their written pornography (such as My Secret Life by Walter) was about fucking the maid after-hours. Numerous British softcore sexploitation movies in the ’60s and ’70s such as Keep It Up Downstairs featured curvaceous, underdressed maids tantalizing sweating men. Numerous fantasy French Maid costumes in every style and color are some of the best sellers every Halloween, without fail, and such gaments sell in big numbers in general throughout the year in lingerie shops and on-line. Linsey starred in a video, Your French Maid, wearing a more traditional black & white maid’s costume. Made to be laid, maids are made in heaven.

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Red Lingerie

LinseysWorld gets top marks from American adult video critic Roger T. Pipe of RogReviews.com in his evaluation. Mr. Pipe doesn’t review a lot of websites; his background is mostly adult videos and DVDs and he’s interviewed hundreds of super-porn stars. He has, however, been impressed by Linsey over the years. By the numbers, Linsey’s site gets a 10 for Quality, a 10 for Quantity and an 8 for Ease Of Use from RogReviews. In his Overall Rating, Roger writes, “The best big-boob site on the Net. Linsey is awesome and the site is outstanding. Easier to use galleries would be nice since it’s hard to work a mouse that much when you’re busy looking at her hot photos. The photo sets are outstanding and couldn’t be better. The videos are good also with great content. Four full sets a month is pretty thin for updates, but the quality is fantastic and it’s hard to argue with the results.The photo galleries are bit frustrating [in navigation], but otherwise, the site is perfect. Boob Lovers Beware – We are about to enter a busty paradise.” Thanks to Roger Pipe from Linsey and Team Linsey for a positive write-up.

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Luminous Linsey

Linsey Dawn has been asked to help out and paint several photographic flats, which are two-sided walls that form the background of a set for photo shoots. All of you can really appreciate that one-piece outfit with its high-rising booty shorts and her towering heels, perfect for climbing step ladders. The paint the boss gave LDM is a special kind of paint, one formulated to cover massive breasts, which Linsey soon discovers early on. It also glows in the dark under UV lighting so do not adjust your monitor or settings when she shuts off the lights. Luminating in the dark makes Linsey lose track of the time. When the lights go back on, she realizes that the boss-man is due in ten minutes so the luscious one rushes to clean up her paint-splattered body before there’s hell to pay. It’s a good thing that the stuff comes off easily. And, being the warm-hearted lovely that she is, Linsey will help clean you off also.

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Linsey’s Wild Ride

Part two of LDM’s first SCORE Magazine Interview (publication date March 1999). Conducted by an editor via telephone. It ends with a bang.

Two days later: “Your international call can not be completed at this time…”
The next day…

SCORE: Linsey? let’s talk titties!
LINSEY: Love to, but can we do it another day? I’m on my way to go dancing. Tomorrow, okay?
SCORE: Tomorrow it is.
Two days later…
SCORE: Hallelujah! Linsey, I’ve gotten your answering service twice, the phone lines didn’t connect other times. Let’s do this, okay?
LINSEY: I know, I know. I’ve been so busy. But, I have time now.
SCORE: While I have you, I’m not going to muck around with any small talk, okay…let’s do some phrase association. I’ll say a

word, you tell me what you think…TITFUCKING?
LINSEY: Good activity! Great exercise! For me and him.
SCORE: Do you like it?
LINSEY: Of course, except sometimes a guy can get lost in my babies. But, I’m good at it. I’m good at everything, especially that. You have to rotate around and around him, you know. I like to do all the action!
SCORE: Since you’re good at everything, how about…BLOWJOBS!
LINSEY: Hmmm? Deepthroat! That’s what comes into my head when I hear that phrase! Down to my stomach!
SCORE: But, you’ve never done porn. Or, have you? There was one video…
LINSEY: That video wasn’t porn. It was all simulated. My ex-boyfriend and I did a film, but we really didn’t do anything. It was rubbish. Total crap. You don’t see anything at all.
SCORE: So, when you came in that video you were just faking?
LINSEY: Yes. And laughing a lot. I’m no good at faking, I’m afraid, because I’m used to the real thing.
SCORE: What’s a guy need to do to get the real thing?
LINSEY: You wouldn’t. Not on the first night. Or even the first month. Probably longer than that, because I’m a good girl. I like to get to know a man. I think that makes sex better. I think the longer you wait, the more you’ve built yourself into a frenzy. When it finally happens, you explode. Plus, men respect you more when you make them wait.
SCORE: But, sometimes we’re just horny. One beer is too long of a wait.
LINSEY: Sometimes I get horny, too. But, you don’t have to have sex to sort that out. I’d bet you any money it would be much better if we waited before we had sex. That’s when the stars start moving for you and the fireworks go off.
SCORE: Let’s try another phrase…MASTURBATION!
LINSEY: A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do, right? Do I play with myself a lot? Not more than any other girl… or boy. Could you hold on for one minute? “Did you just hit my car?”
SCORE: Somebody hit your car?
LINSEY: Yes, can you believe that? “No, you did hit my car. I felt it. And I saw you in the mirror!” I’m sorry, I have to go. Somebody has hit my car…

And so, LDM’s first official SCORE Magazine interview concluded with a bang. But not the kind of bang that anyone welcomes. Now the timing of the publication of this interview on LinseysWorld and the publication of this automobile set is entirely coincidental. Please note that Linsey is actually not driving in this pictorial. Yet, we cannot help but wonder what would have happened if she had been driving.

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Linsey’s Plastic Playtime

“I never used to use toys very much when I was doing pictures, either for the site or for magazines. I guess I wanted to keep some of my private sex play private and not overdo things. Now that I began using toys, it’s not easy to not cum, especially in videos. It’s easier, much easier, to cum in videos because it’s more continuous than in still photographs where you have to freeze your pose until the cameramen snaps it. Sticking these things in and out of my pussy leaves a girl feeling very horny and knackered, let me tell you. Any model who says she doesn’t come shooting toy photos better see her gyno right away. Some of the toys in my photos are so silly looking, it’s funny to me that women will actually go into a shop and walk out with it. They look like props from Dr. Who, for goodness’ sake!”

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Horny Flash Back

Social scientists, women’s magazine writers and sexologists claim that females are more turned on by the purple prose of literary sex than by the graphic visuals of videos. They cite the huge sales figures of Harlequin romance novels and similar books as additional proof. “Men watch videos and look at photos in magazines; women like to read about sex,” they say. “They prefer to use their imagination more.” This new Linsey video shakes this opinion up as LDM watches herself in hardcore action (a trailer tape for Ultimate Linsey). More girls are watching pornos and jacking like guys do. Linsey is quiet during the first half, then gets into the dirty talk everybody loves in the second half.

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A Frenzy For McKenzie

For most, this is a tough one to answer. What is the difference between purple and lavender? Who gives a bloody hell? Linsey looks great in anything she’s about to strip off. Anything is chest-perfect with LDM. But the most favorite outfit of all is her birthday suit, which you’ll be getting a’plenty in this week’s pictorial. Lots of horny F-M poses too, sure to motivate a round of nut-busting practice.

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