“I’m not really a cooking type of a girl. I’m more of a ‘lay around and fuck me’ kind of girl. So when I find a man who will cook for me, it’s a really big turn on. But it’s not guaranteed that I will fuck you just ’cause you throw some slop together and call it dinner. If what a guy cooks me tastes bad, he’s out. I enjoy the finer things in life and if a guy gives me bad food I will just assume he’s a bad fuck. Now, I don’t expect anything fancy. It could be mac n’ cheese and I’d eat it so long as it tastes good. And if the dude feeds it to me, it’s over. His dick will be in my mouth so fast he won’t know what hit him.”
