Forget those little Asian waifs, like the girl in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” and “Sailor Moon”. We want a big-breasted anime gal who can romp through Tokyo like Godzilla, swinging her massive domes of doom! Tifa Lockhart with ginormous titties. Such is the anime character we would create, using spandex-killer Linsey Dawn McKenzie and her enormous, powerful globes of destruction. The hell with Manga, we want hanga, our new slang for the kind of hangers Linsey has stuffed up inside that tight little halter top of hers this week. Odd things happen in all those crazy, cartoon flicks that come out of Asia. Pencils turn into giant, three-headed squid. Rabbits morph into virile, superhung studs.
Knowing that, we fully expect many of you to turn into anime characters, too. Half-men/half-machines, attached to your computers at the hand. As our Linsey-iko character might say, “You are no match for my superpowered breasts!” It is your destiny.
