If the revered founders of the United States had known that 220 years later an English girl named Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have grown into the most stacked and slim men’s mag model in the world, the colonies would not have been so hasty in declaring their independence from the Kingdom. Instead of sending the Red Coats to keep the peace and quell the rebellion, the King should have sent an army of busty, young Englishwomen to dissuade those scurvy rebels. Who knows? Instead of the Boston Tea Party, they would have had the Boston Lap Dance Party. History would have been changed…Linsey would now be the governor of New York!
