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Police Woman

This pictorial is reactivated upon request by a LinseysWorld member.

“I always knew there was something sexy about uniforms, but I never expected the overwhelming response to seeing me as a police officer! You can see how one of the UK’s finest would look as one of New York’s finest! How naughty have you been? Do you deserve me taking the time out to handcuff you? Maybe if you’ve been extra bad I can spank you with this hard nightstick. Just holding it makes me wonder why there aren’t more female cops!”

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Linsey & Delila

Delila was unknown in the States. In fact she was unknown in England, too. She was living in the UK, by way of Casablanca, Morroco, and she was new to nudity when she applied for a modeling assignment. Although she was totally out-gunned by Linsey in the breast-volume category, she had an exotic sexuality and animalistic heat about her that made her very erotic and alluring. Her body was smokin’. If Delila wasn’t a belly dancer, she gave off the vibe of one. In this one-off encounter, Delila and Linsey got along…nicely. If this photo set makes you want to be the meat in their girl sandwich, well, you’re not alone. We don’t know what Delila’s doing these days but with a name like that, it’s a safe bet that she’s a maneater and maneaters always know how to take care of themselves.

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Cuntess Suckula

Trick or treat? When it comes to Linsey Dawn McKenzie, it’s a treat. The photos were shot in London. A few years later, this video was filmed at the SCORE studio in Miami, Florida back when Linsey was crossing the Big Pond to shoot content for LinseysWorld.

Linsey’s Florida videos were always different from the usual “get on the couch and silently masturbate” videos. She played a castaway on an island. A cat burglar. A Native American. A time and space traveler. A Southern belle. Her scenes were written with fantasy elements in mind. This one, “Cuntess Suckula,” is a little over-the-top and just right for Halloween. LDM nailed it. She was always a quick study.

Linsey would have made a great TV comedienne. Her talent is clear in the videos she did at SCORE. She has a terrific sense of humor on-screen and off, very dry yet very funny. With her incredible body, she would have blown away any busty British TV babe I’ve ever seen. And, of course, she was the microphone-packing hostess of the DVD Boobs Ahoy! Boob Cruise 2000. While I’ve seen LDM in a few Brit comedy shows and short films, modeling and dancing are Linsey’s thing.

In 1999, a few years before this scene was shot, Linsey shot a vampire pictorial set in a crypt at the SCORE studio in London. There was no video version, unfortunately. That layout might have been the inspiration for “Cuntess Suckula.”

At the stroke of midnight, and I do mean stroke, Cuntess Suckula rises from her coffin because you have disturbed her 100-year slumber party. Now you will bear the fear as this succulent succubus rises to suck on foolish visitors who enter her catacombs of cleavage. Now you are trapped in a spider’s web of boner-chilling terror. Now you’ll have to share a tomb built for two. Your garlic is useless, unless you brought two plates of spaghetti with you.

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Queen of the Gypsies

Let’s face it. Linsey is too spunky and too free-flying a bird to become part of some fat slob’s harem. She’s no one’s slave girl. Still, it’s nice to daydream about it. Skip the hookahs but clap your hands and summon the musicians. Linsey would appear with two or three female hand maidens and begin her dance of the 200 veils. That should take a few hours! And well worth the wait, mate!

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Linsey The Hippie

Being born on August 7, 1978, Linsey came into this world a bit too late (and on the wrong side of the Big Pond) to have experienced the mellowness, love and stay-high times of America in the 1960’s. So we did the next best thing…we recreated the clothes and crash-pad. Linsey had fun in this fantasy fling. “From what I’ve read and seen in old films, hippie guys and girls were willing to get out of their clothes and have a go at the drop of a hat. It’s not like today, where you really have to be careful about having spontaneous sex!”

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Linsey’s Leg Lust

“You know, compliments are always nice. I appreciate them like any other girl would. Usually, they’re about two things, my boobs, and my eyes. I would have to say that a lot of the mail I get mentions one, or both of those. And, sometimes guys write in and comment on my bum, which is always nice to hear, because I think I’ve got a nice one! But, just recently, John, my photographer, told me that he wanted to shoot me wearing some pantyhose, and some other, leggy and feety kind of stuff. I thought, ‘This is odd,’ because not many people ever write me to say, ‘Linsey, you’ve got nice legs,’ or, ‘Linsey, show us more of your feet.”

“But, apparently, some people have been asking. And, to tell you the truth, that’s kind of exciting…”

“I don’t own all that many pairs of pantyhose, but I do like to wear them occasionally when I’m going out and want to put on something sexy and classy all at the same time. Sheer-to-waist pantyhose do some very flattering things to a woman’s legs, and I don’t mind being flattered at all!

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Never Enough…

London, January, 1998. Too much Linsey is never enough. By this time, Linsey has over one year of “big-girl” modeling experience under her garter belt after her worldwide covergirl debut in December 1996 SCORE. Mr. B.B. of Wisconsin emailed: “I have never been a huge fan of natty’s — just personal preference — and I never quite understood why everyone was shitting themselves over Merilyn Sakova upon her debut. But slowly and surely, Merilyn has been growing on me and I have finally come around on giving her the respect she’s due. Her sex appeal is off the charts, and any shot she does with her fists clenched against her nips pushing up her boobs is sheer beauty. Good call on doing a feature of Merilyn vs the World. I’ve decided that Merilyn can have her place in the top three natty’s of all time. But even with that strong of a showing in a great issue full of natty’s, no one can touch LDM. No one will ever be able to either. Linsey Dawn is the epitome of beauty in its purest form. She looks like she was touched by the hand of God himself. She is the total package from head to toe. In the picture dictionary, you would find a picture of LDM next to the word “woman.” It is truly unfair to the rest of the women in the world who look at Linsey Dawn and realize they were facialed by the gene pool. She may not be the G.O.A.T. of SCORE, but as far as natty’s go, Linsey rules supreme.”

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Independence Day

If the revered founders of the United States had known that 220 years later an English girl named Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have grown into the most stacked and slim men’s mag model in the world, the colonies would not have been so hasty in declaring their independence from the Kingdom. Instead of sending the Red Coats to keep the peace and quell the rebellion, the King should have sent an army of busty, young Englishwomen to dissuade those scurvy rebels. Who knows? Instead of the Boston Tea Party, they would have had the Boston Lap Dance Party. History would have been changed…Linsey would now be the governor of New York!

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Linsey: Vampire!

An earlier pictorial from 1999, “Linsey: Vampire!” is now back in circulation after being re-scanned and color corrected. No stage blood, however. It’s too bad for Christopher Lee that he never had the chance to put the bite on Linsey. A lovely neck like hers is a shame to waste. That succulent cleavage was made to be seen in a Hammer Horror! LDM would have made a fantastic heroine, chased by mummies and bats. Alas, it was not to be. By the time Linsey was born, the famous Hammer studios was already staked through the heart.

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Black Beauty

In this pictorial, Linsey is wearing a smaller bra than she usually straps on. Squishing and squeezing her high-riding, precious beauties into a tiny bra helped create massive cleavage mounds. And that was the idea from the start. Although all Linsey sets are treasures to be cherished, there is something extra-special about this pictorial. Linsey fans are very familiar with her 18th birthday party pictorial, published in December 1996 SCORE magazine, a true collectors’ edition. This lesser-known pictorial was also photographed on her 18th birthday, August 7th, 1996. So in its own way, without the party streamers, this is a very important photo set in Linsey history.

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Linsey Blossoms

This remarkable photo set was published in the Holiday ’99 issue of SCORE, the last edition of the year. Linsey was the sole covergirl. One cover line called her a “Mammary Marvel.” She certainly was that and more, much more. Words cannot express the joy breast-men experienced when they saw these photos in the magazine. It was a huge success. Many copies were purchased and placed between The London Times, The New York Daily News, The Toronto Star, The Los Angeles Times and newspapers of many cities until home was safely reached and the pictorial could be leisurely studied. Some things cannot be understood, but reasons for the popularity of this pictorial was!

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Steamy In Red

This glam pictorial of teenager Linsey, lensed in January, 1997, was posted in 1999, when even LinseysWorld staffers often used the spelling Linzi, the name that Brit fans were more accustomed to than American devotees. Fresh to the big-boobed scene, Linsey was knocking them senseless, as these comments from SCORE proved: “Linsey Dawn…what isn’t to like about her? I have to say that each time she is in SCORE, her pictures get better. How do you do it? You keep topping the last one every time. She drew me in with her dreamy eyes, then hit me with her perfect breasts.” And this one: “I’m starting to think she is the best of all time. Linsey also has this sultry look about her, the way she looks at the camera. It’s like she connects directly with the viewer. I can’t get enough.”

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Office Duties

Tell us who would not want LDM as their own administrative assistant? A role she plays to the hilt in this latest shoot direct from the SCORE studio in London. If he exists, that man is balmy. A simple white blouse, white brassiere and black skirt. When worn, then discarded by Linsey, these garments are transformed into instruments of testosterone production. For you smoking fanatics, she’s included a few shots of her puffing away. “From some of the emails I have read, I can see that many of you prefer a simpler style and want to see me in simple everyday clothes. Tight sweaters and tight, short skirts. A few have asked about superheroine outfits, but unless I can find something original, wearing a copyrighted comic book costume, like Supergirl, will not be the thing to do. Besides, don’t you think it would look rather silly, unless I am beating up someone? I’m sure there will be no shortage of volunteers for that.”

Now that the World Cup is over, Linsey is disappointed but optimistic about the future. “Like everyone, I’m sad that our lads didn’t take the World Cup home. But we’ll win the next one in 2006! You’ll see! I’m confident we will! I know that Angelique must be quite pleased her country has won. She must have been dancing in the street with her fellow Brazilians.”

Take care,

Linsey

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