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Jackumentary: Kelly Christiansen

“Probably one of the most-asked questions I’ve had is ‘Do you actually look like you do in the magazines and videos?,’ and I say, ‘Yes, I think so.’ Of course, I don’t go around dressed in the clothes I wear at SCORE to the grocery store!

“I’ve done a lot of things. I used to work for a newspaper. I was a telemarketer. I’ve done a lot of sales. Sales rep. I do wedding planning. More of the booking.
Honestly, I had no idea what to expect at SCORE. I’ve seen the magazine, so I had a feeling about how I would be posing, but I had no idea about anything else.

“My husband said, ‘Hey, look, they have this BeASCOREModel website,’ so we watched the little introductory video and he said, ‘You should do this.’
It’s been better than my expectations. My friends always say I’m very down-to-Earth and more like the girl-next-door.”

That’s the great Kelly Christiansen (SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored, Big Tit A-List 2 and seven other DVDs plus ten magazines). 2011 SCORE Model of the Year winner Kelly is back in “civilian” life after a popular run at SCORE over several years.

This Jackumentary is a salute (a one-armed salute, naturally) to this stacked brickhouse blonde-next-door who was encouraged to pose by a very liberal husband and a SCORE reader.

“I do like to watch myself have sex, and every time I see myself, I can’t believe it’s really me. We’re not swingers. He likes watching me with other guys and he likes the idea that his wife is a star.”

Kelly Christiansen: future busty legend.

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Upstairs Downstairs & What A Staircase!

Our dear Valory Irene says in her sexy Ukrainian-accented English that she knows you want to see her naked. That said, Valory wants to put on a lingerie party for you first. “I want to tease first.” Valory has a good point. Some anticipation and some build-up makes everything better and that includes what girls can do for men who are hot for them.

Valory is wearing a brown polka-dot bra and panties combo when she gets off the bed to examine the choices she has to wear for you. She takes off the bra and offers her bare boobs for you to savor, then picks out a flowered, semi-sheer brassiere. She hooks it from the front and then spins the bra around her waist, lifting it to insert her tits into the cups and securing the straps around her shoulders. Looking into the full-length mirror, Valory approves her choice.

“And now, I take off my pants.”

Valory does that slowly and gracefully with a wiggle and a jiggle. “Do you like my ass?” asks Valory, turning her butt to the camera. What a question! Her perfect ass is pale from sunning in her bikini bottoms. She takes the matching flowered panties and slips into them. There could be no better bra and panty model than Valory.

Picking up a blue net dress, Valory says that this is what she would wear when she wants to be naughty. And that time is now. Valory slips it on, uses the bedpost as a posing pole and then climbs into bed on her hands and knees.

Valory is far from finished with her sexy-wear private modeling. She has much more to show you, more delights to drive you crazy. And that’s why Miss Irene was voted 2012 SCORE Model of the Year.

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Big-boobed belly dancer

When we asked exotic, sexy Ariana about her first job, she said, “Working the front counter and cash register at a Jack-In-The-Box in Los Angeles when I was 16.”

Please, no jokes about jacking in the box. I already made them. I think I made them the last time she appeared at SCORELAND2. Hey, I’m limited.

Born in Afghanistan, beautiful Ariana was 20 years old when these photos and the video were shot. She had gone from front counter at a fast food restaurant to house dancer at a club in Los Angeles when she was spotted by SCORE reader K.S., who also discovered Carrie Lynn. Talk about a reader who gave as well as he took!

Ariana was the first SCORE Girl from Afghanistan and she’s still the only one. She sailed on the 2000 Boob Cruise and finished third for 2000 Newcomer of the Year. Then she shot a few more photo sets and scenes for us, and that was that. She could’ve become a porn star but chose not to.

To this day, people still ask about Ariana, and although we’re disappointed that we didn’t get more of her, that’s what happens when you photograph real girls next door instead of professional models. For Ariana, modeling for SCORE was a fun fling, and we’re glad we got to know her.

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Linsey’s Three-Way

This threesome from the DVD Maximum Insertion (sold at eBoobStore) is the second and final hardcore scene with a guy starring SCORE‘s ultimate superstar Linsey Dawn McKenzie.

When a new natural debuts, many veteran boob men praise her as “The Next Linsey Dawn McKenzie.” LDM became the prototype, the role model by which other stacked girls are measured. The bar is set very high. Linsey naturally made it so.

After Linsey’s first boy-girl scene in 2001, Ultimate Linsey, in which she fucked her future husand Terry a few weeks before their wedding, two years passed. Ten months later, they divorced. When in Spain for a series of photo shoots for LinseysWorld.com, Linsey decided to try a second boy-girl, only this time a Czech named Marketa (Busty Euro Maids and many other SCORE DVDs) was added to make it a threesome. The guy was a professional cock this time, Robert alias “Mr. Trousersnake” from Busty Euro Maids. He fucks them both in a home gym. Marketa is a beautiful, busty porn star with great moves but Linsey is the definite star of the show here.

Linsey and Veronika tell Robert to get his clothes off and he does when Linsey grabs his dick out of his shorts and wraps her lips around it. The girls take turns slobbering over his cock. Veronika grabs the shaft and works on the head while Linsey goes for his bag, sucking one nut at a time. Then they switch and Linsey inhales half his bone down her throat before giving it to Veronika. The girls give Trousersnake a lot of sucking before he gets to fuck Linsey’s tits. Linsey takes it doggie style while licking Veronika’s pussy. Robert shoots a huge load onto both girls as they kiss and offer their amazing boobs for his spunk, with most of the jizz landing on Linsey’s chin and neck.

Linsey is far more athletic and acrobatic in her sex positions than she was in Ultimate Linsey which took place on a standard bed while Marketa makes a good wingwoman. Linsey never again did another hardcore scene with a guy. At the time British porn stars were just starting to be recognized by a wider audience with British bra-buster Cathy Barry being one of the best known. We know LDM would have become a huge porn star had she continued but that wasn’t what she wanted, preferring a milder career in adult.

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Ultra Girl

Meet Brook Ultra, a sexy, slim-and-stacked beautiful brunette built to impress. This is Brook’s first time at SCORELAND and she’s only just begun to show her moves. Brook chats about her interests and activities. Did she just say that she’s more comfortable naked? And what about that spread bar and restraints Brook just mentioned? And being hog-tied? She’ll explain those hobbies also. She likes being restrained and dominated.

After Brook’s introduction, she removes her tight clothing and gets up-close and comfy pleasuring her naked bod while she talks about what turns her on and makes her purr, as well as her sex fantasies. Brook’s voice is sexy and seductive. Her pussy is smooth and pink.

“I masturbate about four or five times a week with an awesome G-Spot vibrator,” Brook says. When she’s with a guy…”I’m assertive when it comes to telling him what I need to get off but I am submissive.”

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Miss Emma’s Bra Show

You got your Whitney Stevens types who will fuck anybody with a functional cock and you got your Miss Emma types who will play peek-a-boob. Diversity is so beautiful, is it not?

Emma was a young, British coed from Middlesex, but there was nothing about her sex appeal that was stuck in the middle when our studio shot her in England in 2008.

“What I love about modeling is being able to travel and meet people,” she said. “You meet so many different people and get to travel to so many interesting locations.” What we love about modeling is being able to see a girl’s big boobs, and if the stars are aligned properly, their spread pussies and buttholes. So we understand what she means.

In this video, Miss Emma stuffs her tits into her fancy brassieres and admires the results. Emma gets most of her attention for her boobs, but she says she also wanted to be known for another body part. “I think I have a rather nice behind also. At least that’s what I’m told.”

“My boobs get me a lot of attention,” Emma said. “I don’t wear a bra most of the time, but I will if I want a pointy look.”

Emma studied Human Resource Management in college and was called the student body on her campus in Northampton. Emma also appeared in SCOREtv Episode 7 (at SCORELAND). I think Emma is still modeling today across the big pond.

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Boobs Ahoy! Part 2

In the opener of Part 2 of Boobs Ahoy! the saga of the fifth and final Boob Cruise in 2000, the Windjammer Legacy anchors off St. Croix. It’s May 1 and Casey James is this segment’s hostess. In the first group on the 7AM tender to a small, uninhabited island a few miles off St. Croix are Lorna Morgan, Jessica Turner, Windy Leigh and those Cruise-mate photographers eager to start taking pictures.

The passenger shoot was one of the most popular events of the Boob Cruise. Many of the veteran passengers have huge photo albums of previous photo shoots, from solo to girl-girl to multi-girl shoots. How many guys can say they directed a SCORE model on a tropical island? We’ve seen many of their books, some even bring them to the Cruise, and the staff was always impressed by how good their work looks.

This St. Croix passenger shoot is only the beginning as this chapter of Boobs Ahoy! continues with Lorna Morgan taking over as hostess, more top SCORE stars posing on the beach and putting on night shows on deck, personal reminiscences and non-stop booze cruise partying that made the Cruises the big boob event of the year for a decade, a phenomenon of its time.

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Whitney Stevens is a toilet tramp

This is actually the second time we had Whitney Stevens play the part of a hooker. Why did we do this? Why did we insist on dressing up a sweet, not-so-innocent girl as a hooker not once but twice? Because it’s hot and sleazy. Because most guys, at heart, love hookers. There is a lot of truth to the movie Pretty Woman. In fact, the part of Pretty Woman that’s the least true is that Julia Roberts is a pretty woman. But the idea of a guy falling in love with a hooker? No doubt.

Now, I happen to know that the guy who Whitney fucks in this scene is not the kind of guy who’d fall in love with a hooker. He’s not the type of guy who would fall in love with any girl. He’s the type of guy who likes to fuck girls. He likes tits and pussy, not personality. I once saw him proposition Karina Hart in a way that would incite most girls to slap his face. Karina didn’t do that. She just ignored him.

Anyway, Whitney, who had fucked 100 guys on-film by the time she was 19, is a street hooker in this scene. She’s dressed to fuck. A guy pulls over in his van. She takes him to a public bathroom to fuck. He gets his money’s worth.

And that’s another thing about hookers. Most girls will just spend your money, and what do you get in return? Squat. But hookers will take your money and squat on your cock. Deal.

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Sally Secretary

Sally D’Angelo (Sally Secretary in this SCORE Studio photo spread) proves the saying that it’s never too late for a woman to discard her clothing and model naked. She’s a mom and a grandmom. Sally also likes to have crazy-wild sex with men and women and be photographed at it. We say go for it, Sally.

Sally’s married. “We both like being nude,” Sally told editor Dave. “We’re swingers. Love that. We go with it. We go with the flow, whatever feels good. We have our fantasies and we try to live them. We’re open about things. We go out and have sex wherever… in a shopping center or mall parking lot… wherever. We take little trips to the corn fields and pull over to the side of the road. We’re just all over the place with sex. We just have a great sex life, and we have a lot of fun no matter what we’re doing. Fun, hot sex and communication. That’s what makes it work so well.”

As mentioned before, Sally likes to dress in extremely tight, tiny outfits and skyscraper heels. All of the time. She stepped out of her car and walked through the SCORE office like she was walking on a strip club runway. “I like to wear short, tight things,” Sally said in the understatement of the decade. “I don’t like wearing any kind of underwear or panties. They get in the way of my pussy lips. How am I supposed to flash anyone if I have a pair of panties on!” Ponder the answer to that question while you check out Sally’s photos and matching video.

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Huge Tits & Tiny Bikinis

Most excellent new discovery Ann Calis goes for round two at SCORELAND with a teeny bikini modeling session. If Ann ever wore any of these bikinis at the beach or at a public pool, she’d need a small army of lifeguards to protect her.

Ann loves to swim and considers herself an expert swimmer. She’s our kind of super-voluptuous beach bunny. After her bikini show, it’s spank ’em time for Ann, her big boobs quivering. She offers herself up for inspection, seeking your attention and hoping you enjoy her supple curves and sensational ass.

Besides swimming, Ann practices Yoga and plays volleyball. We have to see her jump shot one day. “I started to develop when I was twelve and I had the biggest breasts of all my friends,” Ann said. “I like when guys notice me and pay attention, not just to my chest but to all of me.” Easy enough when there’s eye-candy like Ann. We hope she continues to model for a long time to come. She is really one sexy babe.

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Prepared For Sex

Just 21, Lola Hot is a very cute student in the Czech Republic, a European hub of hooters for SCORE. The brunette, smokey-eyed coed is blessed with a shapely, voluptuous body and a sexy, pretty face. She is also extremely horny like most healthy young college girls. There is a naughty gleam in her eyes. But that doesn’t mean that a girl like her will fuck and suck a stranger’s cock on-camera. She might want to just take off her clothes. Maybe only show her big boobs in topless photos like so many. Maybe give us a peek at her pussy. Maybe even finger or toy her pussy. But the question has to be asked anyway and it was. Lola answered. She was fit to fuck.

Lola was looking for part-time modeling assignments she could do when her school schedule was free. One of our people found her web posting looking for modeling jobs. Lola was a virgin to adult modeling. She has the right-sized tits for Voluptuous and a curvy ass to match. Arrangements were made to accommodate her schedule.

So Lola did her very first hard-sex video for SCORELAND. Now she’s a coed and a secret porn star. “I like to have sex a few times a week,” said Lola after that first scene. “This is my first time making a video with a guy… a stranger. I like it and I want to try more. I wrote that I don’t swallow cum but I swallowed Thomas’ cum and I liked it.” Lola sucks cock with expert technique. How did she learn to be such a great cock sucker at her age?

Now Lola is reunited with Thomas for SCOREVideos.com. They hit it off like they’d been fucking for a month and now they can have at it again.

Lola is in the shower, a different and good way to start off a hardcore scene. Thomas enters with a drink for her. They play with her big, soft, natural boobs in the shower. Lola blows Thomas in the shower, her wet tits swaying in the spray. But the tub is a difficult place to fuck and many positions can’t be done. Thomas goes to the bed and waits for Lola to dry off and beautify herself. She enters the bedroom in a very sexy lingerie robe, bra and panties and fuck-me heels.

Lola gets into bed ready for manpower. Thomas eats her sweet young box. That turns her on even more. She sucks his dick again. Now they’re ready to bounce and the bed has a bouncy mattress. Perfect. Lola mounts Thomas and sticks his bone in her pussy in a reverse-cowgirl position to start. The coed’s lovin’ that pumping and is ready for other positions. She earns her degree in big tit sex. Will she daydream about cock while she’s attending lectures instead of listening to her teachers?

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Mom screwed by son’s college roommate

Vicky Vette started her life in porn at 38, and this was one of her first scenes.

This video tapped into Vicky’s “mature lady with big tits” status. She’s a mom visiting her son at college, and she fucks his roommate. She’s on him like Mrs. Robinson on Benjamin in the film The Graduate. In other words, we boiled down the story and just showed what people really wanted to see, the mom getting fucked in the ass by this horny kid.

Vicky had a stacked, tight body and she’s kept it that way, 11 years after this video was shot. Vicky never seems to age and in 2015, she’ll be 50. She was born in Norway, moved to Montreal and has lived in the States for years.

Vicky says hot anal sex makes her orgasm. The guy who played the roommate rails Vicky’s butt and she screams with every thrust, but we can see that Vicky’s really the one in control. Vicky jerks his cock (instead of the usual guy jerking it off himself), and he blasts Vicky’s face with nut-juice. After getting his brains banged out by Vicky, this gentleman never did another porn scene. I guess after this, there was no one else to fuck the way Vicky did.

Vicky is still going strong and keeps a high profile on the porn scene. She’s also appeared in Leg Sex magazine and, of course, 40something magazine. I’ll bet she’ll be at it for another 10 years.

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Tits that are meant to be seen

Vixen LaMoore is one of those girls you have to love, and if you’re wondering why, head over to SCORELAND or try to find a copy of the April 2007 issue of SCORE (unfortunately, it’s sold out at eBoobStore.com). This is a girl who loves everything about having big tits, including showing them off in super-tight, low-cut tops that are probably illegal in 32 of 50 states. And that’s what she did in our “On The Town” feature in that April 2007 issue: she showed them off.

The idea was that we asked girls to take pictures of themselves in public and around their homes so readers and members could get an idea of what she’s like away from the studio. No girl has embraced this challenge like Vixen, and her photos in and around Las Vegas and especially at the Hoover Dam are classics.

“I think I gave new meaning to the term ‘national historical monument’ when I was at Hoover Dam,” said this FFF-cupper and former stripper (she was discovered by a SCORE reader and club owner). “People were paying more attention to the way I was built than to the way the dam was built.”

Hot dam!

“Some people like cars, some like computers and tech stuff and others like sports,” Vixen said. “I love showing off my big tits in public. All my clothes have got to be tight, tight, tight, the tops must be low-cut and my skirts have to be cut all the way up to my pussy. I like to promote that really big boobs are beautiful, and they should be out there where people can see ’em.”

I’m proud to say that Vixen shot only for SCORE and SCORELAND. She said modeling for us was a dream come true, but I have to say, the pleasure was all ours. Vixen is retired from dancing and modeling and living the civilian life, but we’ll always cherish our time with this ultra-Vixen.

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