Isn’t it amazing, gentlemen, how time with Autumn-Jade is time well spent. As you whack off joyfully while gazing upon stick-stiffening pic after stick-stiffening pic, your balls filling up with fresh splooge, and feeling that special satisfaction as geysers of your guy goo go flying across the room, think of the alternatives. You could be cleaning out the basement. You could be fixing a hole in the roof. You could even be bundling newspapers for recycling. All so-called “useful” tasks. But compared to jacking for Autumn? Hah. Not even close. Consider these facts. When you jack for Autumn, you’re getting rid of excess sperm that could otherwise cause a chemical imbalance in your body making you anti-social. You’re saving energy: jacking off uses no fossil fuels. You’re environmentally friendly: the release of man-goo causes no damage to the earth’s ozone layer. All compelling arguments for you to sit back, take your pud in hand, and enjoy this splendid photo series of Autumn doing what she does best: getting naked and nasty just for you.
