It’s not easy being a SCORE employee. There are always two big distractions staring you in the face. Two big, fleshy, bra-shredding distractions. But, somehow, we manage to get through the day. Office fantasies are always welcome here, even if they are just…fantasies.
SCORE: We happen to know one of the things Autumn Jade is best at is sucking on her own breasts. You can do both breasts at the same time.
AUTUMN: (Attempts to stuff two extra-large helpings of sweater meat into her mouth) I’m not sure if I can do it. I used to be able to. But they’re so much fuller now.
SCORE: Well, you just keep trying. We’ll sit here all day and watch.