While remastering this scene, Maria Moore’s dating philosophy popped up in our one-track minds because it was so unique and different. She explained it the first time the editors met her in person. The subject was a first date.
Maria: I have a theory about the first date. I think you should have sex first. Why waste your time having dinner with somebody you don’t like? I think you should just get it out of the way and find out if the sex is good, and then, if it works out, have dinner.
XL Girls: Let me get this right. A guy asks you out…
Maria: I believe in him coming in first and fucking me. I invite him in and have sex. That’s my preference. I’ve been rejected a few times and had a few bad dinners, but it usually works out to both of our advantages. We have sex and we relax during dinner. We have a better date, and, of course, we like each other more. I think that’s a better way.
XL Girls: You know, most girls want the dinner first.
Maria: They do not! They just think they want the dinner first. That’s the problem. It’s a rule, and they think they want to have dinner first, but they don’t really want dinner first. They want sex. It works up your appetite, then you want good food.
