What if they did a remake of the musical Chicago, but instead of just a musical…it was a Linsey movie? What if Linsey Dawn was cast as the big, brassy attorney who had to defend those gals accused of murder? Wouldn’t that be something to see? Linsey decked out in that ’40s era gear, the men’s boxer shorts, those sock suspenders, big stogie in her mouth barking orders to her obedient legal assistants, paralegals and law clerks? What if Linsey told you she needed some help in private with her briefs? — Like taking them down and stripping them off? What cast member would cry out, “Objection!” to Linsey making a motion for recess in the judge’s chambers? We’re not sure about Linsey singing a rousing rendition of “Razzle Dazzle,” but we definitely know that she’s quite capable of playing the part of the defense attorney. Defense attorneys are supposed to get their clients off, right? And that’s what Linsey does every week.
