We don’t see an outdoor lineup like this every month of the year and we will never see this once-in-a-lifetime and unique grouping of SCORE Group supermodels ever again. The usual editorial protocol demands that these against-the-wall buxom beauties be identified, so from left to right, you see Lorna Morgan of Cardiff, Wales; Kerry Marie of Gosport, England; Chloe Vevrier of Berlin, Germany; Chaz of London, England and Desirae of Tampa, Florida. The ladies were terrific sports about our fetish for boob-to-boob, ass-to-ass anatomical comparisons. They may have looked at us a little oddly, but that’s okay. In the words of Chloe, “Americans can be a little strange sometimes.” Most models would have been very reluctant to get into the glaring spotlight of a police-style lineup, but not this Fantastic Five. The fact is, all women are sensitive about their features, and all models are hypersensitive about their looks and bodies, moreso than the average woman, who is not compared, rated, analyzed, measured, photographed, exposed, videotaped and, finally, hotly debated by their admirers all over the world, and possibly Mars. And models, being professional beauties like actresses are, never relish the thought of being compared to other girls because even though models can be friends, there is always an underlying rivalry. So we thank each and every one of them for being the wonderful sweethearts they are, for being such delights in Key Largo, Florida during a hectic week, for their patience with uncontrollable breastmaniacs and for bringing every big titty man hours of happiness and whacking excitement. The live-action footage of the Key Largo Lineup is part of the DVD version and to look at their heavy breasts swaying and bouncing and jiggling is beyond our cranial capacity to describe this event in words.
