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Rule Britannia

When was the last time you dropped into a place to raise a pint or two with your mates and you spotted a woman like Linsey? Never? That G-string is a touch of Union Jack genius. This is why the U.K. rules. Remember the song, “There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room?” (By comic Chris Rock) Who cares about anything else when the woman in the champagne room is the world’s best built, baddest Brit? Catch LDM unwinding on the leather and strutting her stuff to make you pop a boner. (“And once again: remember this one thing, no matter what a stripper says, there is no sex in the champagne room. And no one goes to Hooters for wings.”)

See More of Linsey Dawn McKenzie at LINSEYSWORLD.COM!

It’s no mistake that Lexxi rhymes with sexy

After doing a hot girl-girl toy bonk, Lexxi Tyler and Kianna Dior were guests on the SCOREtv show episode 7. Lexxi is one of those ultimate human Barbie-dolls in the same vein as Danielle Derek, Lana Lotts, Alexia Moore and more recently, Lolly Ink (December ’13 SCORE).

Blonde, very pretty, very slim with a small, tight ass and a 40-inch bustline. For every guy who states that he only is turned on by naturally-stacked, girl-next-door amateurs, there are guys who say that girls built with the blonde bimbo look like Lexxi get them very horny even if they don’t make porn videos with the cock, like Lexxi who stuck to girl-girl.

Lexxi loves spending time in strip clubs and getting lap dances from strippers. She started out as a stripper herself. Lexxi hangs out with girls just like her. “We’re all hot and bisexual and love to find guys and girls to play with,” Lexxi said to SCORE‘s photographer.

“Women are so much sexier and just know how to caress another woman better than most guys. Men are so much more dominating and rough. I go for big-boobed blondes like me. Like the Barbie doll-looking blonde. I go to a lot of parties and events in the adult business and girls hit on me all the time.”

Masturbation and girl-girl scenes are her thing. She credited Rebecca Love with giving her her first orgasm. Lexxi is one of those girls who says she more or less lives in those clear Lucite stripper heels. That endeared her to me even more.

My favorite SCORE pictorial of Lexxi appeared in the October 2010 issue. She’s wearing a tube top, a denim mini-skirt and her mandatory fuck-me heels and she was photographed in the back seat of the SCORE van, flashing, spreading and toying her snatch-hole as the driver cruised around. This added touch of being outdoors driving around put this set over the top for me.

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The Super-Stacked Secretary

Not many can claim to have a secretary like Micky Bells handling their paperwork. Besides, secretaries who have a pair of whoppers and a body like Micky are wasting their time answering the phones and checking mail when they could be modeling for The SCORE Group.

In this fantastic XLGirls.com presentation, Micky takes wearing cleavage-exposing tops to another dimension. If anyone’s boobs were meant for 3D, Micky’s mountains are. And when she releases them from her top and bra, words cannot express the magnitude of this event.

“I can make a man cum very fast with just my breasts,” says Micky. This is no idle talk. Micky can back up her words and the proof is in the pictures. “I think that all it takes is about 10 minutes, maximum, and then a guy will cum.”

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Laundry Day

In big-boob circles, the early- and mid- 1990s will always be known for the influx of mega-stacked strippers and 1999 and 2003 will always be known for the invasion, primarily from the United Kingdom, of super-stacked naturals. But I don’t think the years 2002 and 2003 get the credit they deserve for the invasion of naturally stacked babes from the Czech Republic who would do just about anything on-camera.

I’m referring, of course, to Iva, Veronika and the girl in today’s posting, Marketa. Completely uninhibited (especially Iva, who did DP scenes while still a teenager), these girls didn’t come to SCORE and Voluptuous to show off their tits. They came to cum and get fucked by big-dicked porn studs.

As Elliot once wrote, “These Euro dolls have a natural, earthy, raw way when it comes to sex on-camera. Their naturalistic and relaxed attitude and approach to porn is very different from the Porn Valley, U.S.A. approach to porn, which is often brittle and mechanical.” These girls–Iva, Veronika and Marketa–clearly enjoyed what they were doing. As the old commercial went, “It’s not a job. It’s an adventure.”

There must be something in the water in the Czech Republic–or maybe the women there are genetically horny–but the girls start young. Iva was 18. Marketa was 19 when she started sucking strangers’ cocks on-camera in 2002. She once said, “It’s a lot more fun than going to school or working some boring job,” but there was more to it than that.

“It is naughty,” she said through an interpreter. “Some young people show their rebellious side by smoking or drinking. I have sex!”

See More of Marketa at SCORELAND2.COM!

Customer Service Rep

Spanking brand-new XL Girl Serenity Starr is a multi-talented musician (she can play many instruments), a professional singer-songwriter (she once worked in a restaurant as a singing waitress channeling Dolly Parton), a professional baker, and now, in addition to being a new model, Serenity is a SCORE Group customer service rep. Well, at least in this photo shoot and video she is.

Good God, what boobs she has! And what an ass! It’s enough to make a grown man weep. Seeing her for the first time in her introductory video and watching her pluck a tune on her nipples and clitty was a high moment in XLGirls entertainment.

Like all of our dedicated customer service reps happy to recommend the very best in XL Girls entertainment such as the DVD’s Large Lovin’, Sex In The Titties, Big Girl Sex School and many other hot DVDs and collectors’ magazines, Serenity is eager to help you ease the burden of that heavy load.

Of course, every job has its down-time so when the rest of the staff is at lunch or has gone home for the evening, and a cameraman walks into the customer service area, Serenity gets a little bouncy and jiggly. These pictures will serve to dramatize what bouncy and jiggly mean.

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Meet Your XLGirls Customer Service Rep

At The SCORE Group’s customer service department (XL Girls section), the very best attention is devoted to our magazine, DVD and website customers. As personified and exemplified by Serenity Starr in this photo shoot and video, our dedicated, experienced professionals are more than eager to help customers choose from a wide range of the greatest big-tit, big-ass DVDs such as My Big Plump Wedding, Big Girl Strip Club or K-JUGS, just to name a few products from the XL Girls store. When you call, you will not be transferred to an office in Outer Tajikistan.

Admittedly, there are moments of down-time–not too often–when Serenity has caught up with orders and calls and she starts to get a little frisky, especially when another staffer walks into the customer service area with a camera.

You will see exactly what this means after you start rolling this scene, Serenity’s second video. We tell ya, the second Serenity walked through the front door of The SCORE Group and sat down in the conference room for an interview that turned into a breast-fest and finger-jamboree, we knew this was the girl for us. Serenity, a 24-year-old musician, singer and baker, has everything you need so please let her assist you. She’ll be more than happy to help you find exactly what you are looking for.

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Cassandra has large breasts that barely fit into her dress. She slowly strips out of her little green dress and then starts masturbating. She spreads her pussy lips wide apart with her legs in the air. She takes her little striptease on the road and Danny brings her home and immediately gets to licking her jumbo breasts and massaging her neck. She takes this massage down south on him and sucks his dong. He gets his cock between her tits and fucks those before licking her snatch for a bit. By the time he is finally pounding her this chick is so horny that she can barely stay still. She rides him in various ways and gets a solid doggystyle fuck

Mad Over Plaid

Kerry Marie is looking mighty tasty in her plaid skirt, and looking ready to explode out of her bra. Then again, this is a girl who would look unbelievably sexy wearing a paper sack. Is she a romantic? Or is that a dumb question? Most girls are, when it’s all said and done. “I do like romance. I like the flowers and the chocolates. I like being surprised with dinners. Am I sexually assertive? It depends on my mood. Sometimes I am, sometimes I’m not.”

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Big Time Bikinis

“If there’s one drawback to being on the Boob Cruise, it’s making sure I have enough swimsuits to bring. You don’t want to have to wear the same suit every other day, and the guys certainly deserve to see you in as many different outfits as possible, don’t you think? The problem, as it is with finding bras, is finding some swimwear that fits. I’m sure I could have tried to stuff myself into one of those Baywatch suits, but I’d be busting out all over. Now, some of you mates wouldn’t mind, I’m sure, but a gal’s got to be comfortable looking sexy, and while I often squeeze my boobs into tight outfits, bathing suits-particularly bikinis-had better feel as good on me as they look!”

“Peter the photographer, who was an absolute darling during my bra shopping spree, found this lovely swimwear boutique. I know that just walking along the beach, I usually draw quite a bit of attention, but in some of these suits, I’m pretty sure I’d draw crowds! It’s absolutely amazing how some of these eensy-weensy string things are able to hold in my bosom at all!”

See More of Linsey Dawn McKenzie at LINSEYSWORLD.COM!

Merilyn Handles A Big Stick And Balls

No, not that kind of stick and balls. Merilyn has been asked about that, but she’s declined since the beginning. Sex with a guy is a private thing for her.

Would I play pool with Merilyn if I had the chance? You bet. Obviously I would lose. Who could focus? With that body? No way. She could out-hustle any pool hall hustler.

One of the first of the ultra-busty yet superslim SCORE Girls to come out of the Ukrainian and Russian part of the world, Merilyn was a natural phenomenon when she began modeling: a 20-year-old with a body that no one could believe. Thin girls are not supposed to have tits like she has. I can’t understate her impact on readers, web-members and DVD collectors. She was a sensation for a long time. Six DVDs of just Merilyn. Seven magazine covers.

Merilyn is #5 on SCORELAND‘s 20th Anniversary 20 for 20 list, as voted by the members. Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Karina Hart and Linsey Dawn Mckenzie precede her. Merilyn won 2005 Newcomer of the Year, 2006 Model of the Year and was runner-up two years in a row. She finished third in SCORELAND‘s “Model of the Decade” contest.

I love Merilyn’s accent and enjoy listening to her speak English. There is no G sound in the Ukrainian language, so hard G sounds are replaced with soft H sounds. I know this because my grandmother on my mother’s side and her family came from the Ukraine. We did a special at SCORELAND called “Merilyn Exposed” (on DVD it’s Merilyn In Yer Face), and Merilyn spoke quite a bit, something she didn’t do in most of her early videos.

This video, like all of her videos, has a lot of hot nipple and tit play. When it comes to using a toy and knowing how to hold and use it without blocking the penetration into her pussy, Merilyn is numero uno.

My biggest regret about Merilyn was that she was not able to join the staff in Hungary in 2008 and model with Christy Marks. We had high hopes about that one. There was some issue about a travel visa that Merilyn couldn’t get in time. That would have been some match-up.

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One Night In Knight

Fucking in The SCORE Group restroom while the staff went about their busy assignments made the sex even more exciting, dirty and naughty for 42-28-39 Venice Knight, a mature, sophisticated, gorgeous woman with big, natural tits who had a yen to try something new and daring in her life.

Getting a big cock drilling into her wet pussy from every angle while a camera rolled was another experience for Venice as she has been a sexual adventuress since she lost her virginity in her boyfriend’s house. She remembered the details. Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon playing. Parents away. Her pussy claimed by his cock. It was “fabulous,” to use Venice’s word.

Venice was born in Germany (she has a European look) and grew up in the mid-west She started department store catalog modeling when she was 16 and kept it up during her 20s and mid-30s. After retiring from commercial modeling, Venice went to school for interior design and opened her own design business.

“I collect lingerie,” said Venice, who looks like the type to wear some hot, upscale lingerie and greet her men at the door. “I fantasize about other women’s big sexy breasts and being with them.”

“If a man asks me if my big boobs are real, I point to his cock and ask him if that is real.”

Venice explained her erotic interests. “I’ve had too many unusual sexual encounters to mention! I need a man with skills. You should ask how often I do not have sex! Doing porn is not what I thought it would be. It’s an art form and it’s interesting. It’s a whole new something to learn, which I love to do. And the best part of it is that I’m having sex with new people.”

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First Time Dick Dancing

Nikky Wilder was eager to try fucking on-camera. It’s been one of her sexual fantasies. Now she can check that off her list. Nikky came back fast after her debut. This is Nikky’s first hardcore scene and her pink, plump foxy body gets a hot pumping. The California blonde is fed cock in her mouth, in her pussy, and between her big, juicy tits. A girl who is proud of her big boobs is a happy girl. Nikky is happy. “I love being watched. I love being admired. I like it when a guy worships my tits before he fucks me.

“When I’m really horny and need a quick fix, I use a vibe,” says Nikky. “When I want it good, I use a nice dildo and sometimes ride it on the bed. But a good, deep pounding by a big cock, especially from behind, my tits squeezed and my nipples pinched by strong hands, is what I really love best of all.” XLGirls.com is here to make Nikky’s wish come true.

What’s next on Nikky’s to-do list besides the ubiquitous skydiving that every model wants to try? “I would like to have sex by the water, by a beach or a pool. I have a water fixation.”

Nikky says she likes to sometimes see a guy’s cum slide off her tits so she will spit after she catches a friend’s load. In “First Time Dick Dancing,” Nikky sticks her finger in her cum-filled mouth after catching his jet of spunk and she rubs the stuff on her big, heavy tits. A tit-man appreciates these personal touches! We salute Nikky Wilder, a girl you’d bring home to Ma if Pa wasn’t around.

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Don’t Wake Up Mad. Wake Up Horny.

The last time I saw Claudia KeAloha, which was a few months ago, she was eagerly looking forward to having sex on-camera. She basically told me that the main reason she came back to the SCORELAND Studio was “to fuck some of your guys,” and when I looked at her sideways and said, “You must have sex all the time,” she said, “I don’t. The only time I get off is when I give lap dances.” Turns out she’s still a house dancer at a club in Fort Lauderdale, not far from the SCORE Studio, and she gets as much pleasure as she gives.

“I like to feel their hard cocks in their pants,” Claudia said of the guys who pay for play. “I like to find their shaft and work my pussy up and down it. The only bad time is when they cum before I do.”

Which, I’m sure, happens all the time. I mean, if you’ve been to a lot of strip clubs in your life, think about how many dancers you’ve seen who are built like Claudia. Back in the 1990s, big-titted strippers were a dime a dozen, but now? They’re a real find. So when you find one and get a lap dance from one, it’s kinda hard to hold back.

I think I mentioned once before that Claudia could have been a feature dancer but chose to be a house dancer. This is a woman who doesn’t care about fame or celebrity. She just wants to show her tits and get off and have fun and live her life.

In this scene, Claudia wakes up horny. She told me that’s not unusual. What’s unusual is that a guy’s in the bed with her (Claudia is not the type for overnighters; she likes to fuck and run). She reaches over, grabs the cock and tit-fucks. Then she sucks it. Then she fucks it. The guy cums on her face. Everyone’s happy. Case closed.

“Relationships are complicated,” Claudia told me. “I want to do what I want when I want.” She wants to do who she wants when she wants, too. What can I say? It’s a woman’s prerogative.

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