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What’s a crumbling, ghost-infested castle without hot chicks walking around scared out of their wits? Mark your calendars, British Linsey fans. Linsey is headed for the telly. The latest news from England is that a new reality TV show is firing up to begin on March 12, ’04 for Living TV. Eight celebrities are going to be locked away for the weekend in a massive, haunted Celtic castle called Chillingham in Northumberland, a county in north-east England.The crew will be given a list of scary challenges and money will be earned for charity with every challenge they complete. “I’m Famous And Frightened!” will star Linsey Dawn McKenzie, writer Gary Bushell, TV’s Keith Chegwin, Coronation Street star Julie Goodyear, wildlife expert Terry Nutkins, model Nancy Sorrell, TV presenter Cheryl Baker and radio presenter Toby Anstis. Chillingham Castle was built in the 13th century, but has been uninhabited and neglected since 1933. Once owned by the family of the Earl Grey, the property now belongs to Sir Humphry Bart, who is restoring the castle, no easy task as the place is filled with hidden rooms and stairways–a virtual maze of abandoned and covered-up former restorations. Chillingham also has a charming ancient torture chamber complete with an Iron Maiden, a bed of nails, a stretching rack, a spiked chair, and loveliest of all, a trap door in the floor through which can be seen the bones of children that died in the vault below. We’re looking forward to seeing lots of goosebumps raised on Linsey’s famous boobs. Check your local television listings for “I’m Famous And Frightened” and congrats to LDM from her boys at LinseysWorld. Let’s hope Linsey wears something superhot to walk around the castle in, like her clothing in this week’s pictorial.

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The Big Scrubdown

Linsey is also a modeling agent and has made some fantastic discoveries. Says Kerry Marie, who has her own site, BustyKerryMarie.com, “I was table dancing and lap dancing for the Sunday Sport newspaper, which is a roadshow that they do in England. We traveled the country and one day I was working at a venue in London. Linsey Dawn McKenzie came in and started chatting with me. She said she had someone who would be interested in shooting me for the big boob magazines. So It was Linsey who got me in touch with SCORE and Voluptuous and that started it all.” Said the great Jessica Turner, who celebrated her 21st birthday on Boob Cruise #5 in 2000, “Linsey Dawn McKenzie first approached me when I was partying in a trendy London night spot called Browns, and said that John Graham from SCORE magazine would love me and my big boobs! She gave me his telephone number and here I am! I admire Linsey and think she has got a lot of guts and real confidence. I would like her fame but all this is quite new to me, and I have got to take one step at a time.” So all hooter-men ’round the world owe Linsey a debt of graTITude that we can never fully repay.

See More of Linsey Dawn McKenzie at LINSEYSWORLD.COM!

Happy Birthday

“My 18th birthday was such a blast! I was already a double-D cup, getting even larger by the time I turned 16, which meant that all the boys-and some of the girls!-couldn’t help but stare at my chest. Just walking down the street, heading to school, I’d get all these looks. Sometimes, guys on the corner or heading to work would whistle. It could be a little bit embarrassing, back then. I mean, I was the only girl who had to deal with her boobs flopping around when I ran. But, I’ve always been able to deal with it. I’d just keep my chin up and keep trying. If the boys looked, well, I wasn’t going to stop them.

“Turning 18, though, meant that for the first time, a lot of guys were going to get to see me naked. For my 18th birthday, I got to pose for SCORE. Their response was tremendous! It’s so nice to get letters from people telling you how pretty they think you are, etc. I love the mail; my fans are some of the sweetest people on earth! I don’t know anybody I’d rather share a birthday with, especially my first legal birthday!”

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The Swinging Set

Assorted Linsey Stuff!

In the Observer section of the Guardian Unlimited newspaper (London), columnist Alex Gibbons writes, “As for Linsey Dawn, she is now plying her trade on the hard-core porn circuit in America.” This is erroneous information. LDM has never done hardcore scenes in the USA. (Hardcore being boy-girl or girl-girl, not toy insertion.) Her first XXX video, Ultimate Linsey, was shot in London and her second, Maximum Insertion, was lensed in Spain. Since then, Linsey has not done any hardcore. However, the newspaper refuses to print a retraction.

“It was cool to see Linsey on Brainiac Science Abuse,” writes Rob.”Considering how long some of their skits are, it was extremely disappointing that they didn’t use LDM for their other crazy experiments in other episodes. There was an experiment in a swimming pool pitting a natural vs a silicone girl that screamed for Linsey’s participation. No other girls they have used on the show comes close to her.”
Jim reviews Maximum Insertion on IMDB: “The Best Just Got Better. A fantastic return to hardcore action for Linsey, following on from 2001’s Ultimate Linsey. Fantastic stuff from start to finish, with Linsey illustrating exactly why she’s a phenomenon and the most amazing model out there, big-boob or otherwise. Any complaints? None at all. But, as a suggestion for her next hardcore appearance, let’s see her being a little greedy and having a threesome with two guys.”

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Personal Point of View

Letters To Linsey

“I have just seen your latest video “Biker Girl.” This video simply has the most boob bouncing in any LDM video ever! Loved it when they bounced in the white bra! And just the sound of it! I watched it over and over again! Later in the video You said: ‘Nobody does it better than Linsey Dawn McKenzie, do they?’ Nobody does! We all know that! Linsey, You are the #1 Model in the World. Your #1 Fan, Ricky.”

“First I want to let you know I’m a huge fan of yours! You are definitely THE most beautiful woman in the world! When I first came across a picture of you I nearly fell off my chair. I will tell something about myself. I’m a young filmmaker from The Netherlands and I live and study film in Belgium. If you ever come to visit The Netherlands or Belgium and in need of a guide, you know who to call! Thanks for everything and keep up the wonderful work! Greetings from Belgium. Simon”

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Lost In Translation

Remember that song from a few years back called “Big In Japan?” Linsey and her enormous hooters would be big anywhere on the planet! In fact, she is almost too big to stuff herself into this tightly-wrapped Asian dress, but we have come to expect close-to-ripping when it comes to Linsey’s wardrobe. Just how snug-fitting is this outfit? Well, they don’t make many items of clothing with a physique like Linsey’s in mind. “I adore this dress, but you just know it would have been impossible to reach my hand underneath it and touch myself,” says Linsey. “How awful would that have been?” Just tragic, Linsey. You made the right choice by taking it off. But leave those skyscraper shoes on.

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Lustworthy

Letters to Linsey
B. writes: “Hello, Linsey, I wanted to take a moment to write you. I just had to let you know how great you are. I am sure you get compliments all the time. I hope mine may stick out from the rest. I think you are the sexiest women on the planet. You have the best face. I love your cheeks, eyes, nose, lips, and hair. I have a nickname for you. The Cannoness. ‘Cus of those two big bazookas you have got on that chest of yours. I’ve seen some big boobs before in my 29 years on this earth, but saying that yours are big just doesn’t do you justice. Be that as it may, I can’t decide what way I like you best: naked or clothed. Outfits just look so good wrapped around your form. Then again you have a succulent body.”

J. writes: I am humble in your presence. I thank your parents for your conception. I thank God for your assets. I thank you for sharing those assets with the world. One day I hope to meet you in the first person.”

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Denim Doll

Letters To Linsey:

“I’ve been a fan of Linsey’s since the last century and look forward to the latest pictures every week. The quality is amazing and over the years Linsey’s become a stunningly sexy woman. But you can always improve on perfection, so here are my suggestions to make LinseysWorld even better. First, I’d like to add my support for recent requests to see more sets where Linsey removes her clothes more gradually, especially if she’s wearing stockings and suspenders, or corsets underneath. Second, I’d like to see more old sets introduced into the rotation. As I say Linsey’s developed into a sexy woman, but she was also a sexy teenager too as sets like Couch Melons, Never Enough, Pantyhose Effect, White Bed prove. Also, I’d love it if Linsey let her pubic hair grow back to its natural lushness. I know the trim look is popular in the States but Linsey also has lots of loyal British Linsey fans who like something more furry to keep them warm in the winter. Finally, I’d like to congratulate the guys who keep LinseysWorld the hottest site on the web every week. Cheers,Ian”

See More of Linsey Dawn McKenzie at LINSEYSWORLD.COM!

USA Bra-Bustin’!

“Most of you already know by now that I have a very special connection for bras – I use the same bra-maker as the Queen herself does, and I have to say she does an absolutely splendid job. I wonder if she has a web site? Hmmmm for the big-breasted woman in your life, you really can’t go wrong with the Queen’s favorite, you know? If I find out, for all you guys who are dating big-breasted women, and for my girl fans that are in need of some true support, I’ll let you know here on the site.

The last time I did a bra fashion show with all of my Queenly cup-holders, the response was tremendous. I got e-mail for weeks about your favorites, and which one you liked seeing me in the most, and why. Well, one of you patriotic sorts (you know who you are, E.G.!) thought that maybe I would like to see how things “hold up” in the good old USA style. So, I agreed, and E.G. shipped me several bras made in the States for me to try.

“You men who’ve tried on different pairs of shoes or trousers already know that not every clothier sizes the exact same way. Maybe your Nikes and Reeboks don’t quite fit the same, even though they’re the same size. Well, the same goes for bras. It’s not quite so noticeable when you’re an A or B-cup, but when you get to be as big as I am, and your boobs are straining HHH, you definitely notice when you have a little room, and when you don’t! Not having enough room in a bra can be like not having hands big enough to hold them up. Sure, it might feel nice for a few minutes, but when you begin spilling out all over, you know you don’t want to be out in public that way!

“E.G. will have this to say when he sees this week’s upload – he did have his hands all over my bra! I think the one I like most is the blue one, although the shiny one I’m wearing right near the end is also pretty nice. The black one that I’m wearing is very nice also, but it looks even bigger than it needs to be. It’s almost like an armor-plated shield over each boob. I know, I know, the blue one is a little plain, and you might find it boring, but hey, I’m usually not wearing a bra for excitement every day, right? And besides, doesn’t the excitement grow when it’s coming off?

“I’ll say this – you Americans can certainly hold up in the bra department. Some of them may be rather plain and less colorful than I’d like, but it’s just as hard in the UK to find bras big enough to handle the likes of some of our more well-known big gals, like Kerry Marie and Chaz. Maybe the next time I come to the US I’ll have to give your best a test against some of my home-made ones. Anybody care to volunteer for the judging?”

Take care,
Linsey

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Linsey And Ines Cudna

This pictorial from Maximum Insertion is very different from the video version. It skips the poolside meeting of Linsey and Ines Cudna as seen in the video and goes right to their luxurious hideaway where they canoodle on the bar top instead of reclining on the sectional sofas. They also break the “fourth wall” by posing to the camera in various side-by-side boob-holding and pussy-spreading positions maintaining direct eye contact with the viewer. Which encounter is better, hotter, wetter? That’s up to you guys individually. Some will prefer video; others photographs. About this LinseysWorld posting, this pictorial has not been scheduled for print publication in SCORE, but for those who own an LDM magazine collection, four photos were printed in the December 2004 SCORE as a four page Video Pick.

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The Purple Piecemaker

Letters To LinseysWorld

“Thanks a million for re-issuing the wonderful set of pictures ‘South Beach or Bust.’ Linsey looks incredible on them. I reckon it’s one of her best sets. Thanks all the weekly updates you give us. I love it when you re-issue old sets.”-P.

“Hi, you are still a great woman. I like to see you on videos and photos. Your beauty starts with your smile and ends in high heel mules or boots. You’re so beautiful.”-K.
“I love Thursday nights. Always have, well, at least since I discovered Linseysworld.com years ago. You are my Thursday evening addiction. As much as I love this site, I do wish to make a constructive criticism. It’s been a long time since Linsey was a little kid and I think even as a teen she probably was more woman than most women ever dreamed of being. So my criticism has to do with the themes of the photo shoots. She has a body and exudes a sexual energy that are both highly mature, so what’s with all the juvenille outfits? She would look great in some basic, but elegant, outfits. I guess what I’m saying is that I’d like to see Linsey grown up a little bit. And one more thing, as a couple of folks have stated in the past, as much as I love seeing Linsey’s naked body (God do I ever!) I agree that there is more seduction in a photo shoot when the clothes come off more slowly, with a hint and a glimpse here and there. Thanks for a great site and thanks for considering my comments.”-Regards, T.

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Rule Britannia

When was the last time you dropped into a place to raise a pint or two with your mates and you spotted a woman like Linsey? Never? That G-string is a touch of Union Jack genius. This is why the U.K. rules. Remember the song, “There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room?” (By comic Chris Rock) Who cares about anything else when the woman in the champagne room is the world’s best built, baddest Brit? Catch LDM unwinding on the leather and strutting her stuff to make you pop a boner. (“And once again: remember this one thing, no matter what a stripper says, there is no sex in the champagne room. And no one goes to Hooters for wings.”)

See More of Linsey Dawn McKenzie at LINSEYSWORLD.COM!

Big Time Bikinis

“If there’s one drawback to being on the Boob Cruise, it’s making sure I have enough swimsuits to bring. You don’t want to have to wear the same suit every other day, and the guys certainly deserve to see you in as many different outfits as possible, don’t you think? The problem, as it is with finding bras, is finding some swimwear that fits. I’m sure I could have tried to stuff myself into one of those Baywatch suits, but I’d be busting out all over. Now, some of you mates wouldn’t mind, I’m sure, but a gal’s got to be comfortable looking sexy, and while I often squeeze my boobs into tight outfits, bathing suits-particularly bikinis-had better feel as good on me as they look!”

“Peter the photographer, who was an absolute darling during my bra shopping spree, found this lovely swimwear boutique. I know that just walking along the beach, I usually draw quite a bit of attention, but in some of these suits, I’m pretty sure I’d draw crowds! It’s absolutely amazing how some of these eensy-weensy string things are able to hold in my bosom at all!”

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