“If there’s one drawback to being on the Boob Cruise, it’s making sure I have enough swimsuits to bring. You don’t want to have to wear the same suit every other day, and the guys certainly deserve to see you in as many different outfits as possible, don’t you think? The problem, as it is with finding bras, is finding some swimwear that fits. I’m sure I could have tried to stuff myself into one of those Baywatch suits, but I’d be busting out all over. Now, some of you mates wouldn’t mind, I’m sure, but a gal’s got to be comfortable looking sexy, and while I often squeeze my boobs into tight outfits, bathing suits-particularly bikinis-had better feel as good on me as they look!”
“Peter the photographer, who was an absolute darling during my bra shopping spree, found this lovely swimwear boutique. I know that just walking along the beach, I usually draw quite a bit of attention, but in some of these suits, I’m pretty sure I’d draw crowds! It’s absolutely amazing how some of these eensy-weensy string things are able to hold in my bosom at all!”