Shucks! What a damned purdy lil’ cowgirl Linsey is. Looks like we got a new sheriff in town and the name is McKenzie. She’s left a lot of men with their boots stickin’ up in the air up on Boob Hill. She’s got twin guns no one can outdraw. Linsey may not take off her hat and heels but everything else goes in this photo set. The only thing is, there’s no saddle in this barn. Just a chair. And “Back in the Chair Again” doesn’t sound quite right. Well, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do so we’ll have to settle for no saddle. And a bunch of straw bales. The thought of a poke in the barn with Linsey after the chuckwagon leaves is turning into a recurrent fantasy. Who could resist? (Besides Clint Eastwood and John Wayne.) So holster up and start firing your ball-bullets. You’re not in Deadwood with LDM.
